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Song Parodies -> "About Queues Now"

Original Song Title:

"About You Now"

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Parody Song Title:

"About Queues Now"

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The Lyrics

One of the universal experiences that truly brings humanity together in sheer contempt: being stuck in a long line.
Wish it were no common sight but when just one cashier's spied
No other till light's in view
And they've got no self-service, you'd better hope, pray and wish
That you've all got comfy-ass shoes
It's a crap situation, I'm sure ev'ryone hates it
No shock how people feel about queues
Ev'ry diff'rence between us melts away, we're united
By the way we all feel about queues

How we express the hate shifts around
But we all share the feels about queues now
'Cause they suck, they blow chunks, the worst, hands down
Yes, we all share the feels about queues now

We're forced to wait, also stand, hopin' that the milk's gonna last
Don't be that guy who's super rude
And decides that the blame is on the cashier, be patient
He also shares our feels about queues

Does his best to both scan and pack down
He knows how we all feel about queues now
Swear a bunch? Yell a lot? The time drags out
You're why we have bad feels about queues now

Keep your space in this line? No damn way, dude, nice try
Deal with the shit about queues
Gonna take so damn long without deals goin' on
Back of the line now with you

Those who skip should be paste on the ground
That's how all of us feel about queues now
Sure, it sucks but be strong, don't mess around
It's no joke how I feel about queues now
When there's big Black Friday sales abound
Then the way that I feel about queues now
Makes me not wanna drop in here, no doubt (no friggin' doubt)
Just compounds how I feel about queues now
Multiplies how I feel about queues now
"Yeah, this blows": that's my feels about queues now

Wait, why does the music video say the name of the song is just "About You"? I mean, either one's super generic, but still...

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