-> "World Conqueror"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreaker"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"World Conqueror"
The Lyrics
Yeah
Right
(I wanna rule over this)
Let's go
Ruler
(I want the world, I want the world
I want the world, I'll take the world)
Right
I know what I'm doing with this
Got the Evil Overlord List
Aha, whooo
Of course!
Boy, my plan's so good
World takeover, let's go
You don't think I should
Just shut up or you're boned
At least in the short term
It's not like I plan to spare you
I just cannot bare with your gall
The time is soon
The things I plan to do
The whole world I will rule
I've amassed an army
They're quite the loyal crew
First, the basics: conquer France!
World conqueror, that's what I plan to be
In my airtight plan, I've got the necessities
I'm not wasting time on damn weather machines
Be credible right from the start
I'd look like a right arse
(I want the world, I want the world
I want the world, I'll take the world)
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What I aim to be
Lord of all things that be
And you dare doubt me
Your one true future king
Many contingencies
I'll never have to say I'm screwed
But there's no time to list them all
Time I should move
The world's my oyster soon
Lots of things will go boom
Send word to my navy
That scurvy, crazy crew
Don't bet on England's top brass
World conqueror, that title I shall be
Though the battles shall be just mere frivolities
My foes shall be overrun quite easily
No messin' 'round, war is an art
No scribbles on my part
The world is mine to claim
Shall take three days
I'm gonna blow up Iceland because it
Just feels right
To world leaders I'll send
Their best buddy dead
If that sounds creepy and wrong
Well spotted, friend
Well, if I wanna take
The world in three days
There is no time for nice shit
Oh, no way
This will be the best conquest
Of that I am sure
I have taken utmost care
To make this work
Anyone dares to oppose me
Grind him in a smoothie
Display his head and bits
To dissuade newbies
You may think all of my plans
Rely on force
But there's been months of subtle work here
Of course!
I am the world conqueror
You can't call me a dawdler
Oh, you really thought ya
Pissy plan'd work? Ha!
No rebels in my world because
You try anything I'll laser y'all
Uh huh
World conqueror is what I plan to be
I've planned for ev'ry single possibility
And none of you peons would stand up to me
Because I'll break your will and heart
It's such a nasty craft
World conqueror is what I want to be
I've planned for ev'ry single contingency
And none of your armies will last against me
Because I've said war is an art
I'll Vince Van Blow your arse
World conqueror is what I've planned to be
I've wanted this since I was a boy of fifteen
And I've adapted my plans since then, see
That nerd in the back of the class
He'll one day own your arse
World conqueror is what I plan to be
I've planned ev'ry single eventuality
And none of you whelps would dare stand up to me
Because I'll break your will and heart
And now the clock shall start
(I want the world, I want the world
I want the world, three days, the world)
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