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Song Parodies -> "Sneezy"

Original Song Title:

"Easy"

Original Performer:

Camila Cabello

Parody Song Title:

"Sneezy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ah-choo!
It always makes me irritated, both metaphor and lit'ral statement
My life is hell
Don't think there's anyone who likes it, on this stance, we're not divided
Sure isn't swell
I wish I could say that it stinks, would be a lie, that's the thing
I cannot smell
When my whole nose feels set alight for just a brief moment in time
It's too short to dwell

It doesn't happen slowly, my sinuses explode, geez
I really hate it 'cause it rattles up my mind
Must pause to say I'm sorry each time it goes and floors me
And never once, it always hits me at least twice, ayy

It's a total pain in the butt
Ev'rytime I get so sneezy, get so sneezy
I prefer when my nose is shut
No fun when I get so sneezy, get so sneezy
Can come when I don't feel well, nose is leakin'
Or just when dust gets kicked up, hate the feelin' (blows)
Such a massive pain in the butt
Whenever I get so sneezy, get so sneezy

I hope there's nothin' close to me because I'll smash into the thing (mmm-hmm-mmm-mmm)
Will hurt like hell
A cupboard corner just the height to make my brain churn inside
Then somethin' will swell

The worst is on the road, please say that I'm not the only
Person who hates that, I could crash my car, ain't right
It's not my only worry 'bout how it can get bloody (ha-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Sneeze with a bloody nose? That's not a pleasant sight

It's an utter pain in the butt
Ev'rytime I get so sneezy, get so sneezy (really sucks, yeah-eeh)
All my sentences end up cut
So obnoxious when I'm sneezy, when I'm sneezy (I'm sneezy, yeah-eah)
It could only last a spell (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh), not appealin' (little)
Or it could last weeks or more (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), sends me realin'
Such a giant pain in the butt (yeah-eah)
Whenever I get so sneezy (oh-oh-oh-oh), get so sneezy

And I'm sure that you
Have an urge unspoken to straight up start chokin', oh-oh-oh
When it starts anew
'Cause you're sick of goin' through the "Bless you" motions (those insincere motions, yeah)

It's a total pain in the butt
Ev'rytime I get so sneezy, get so sneezy
It's never failin' to drive me nuts
Just sucks when I get so sneezy (man, I hate it), get so sneezy (I really hate it, oh-oh)
I'm sure others have worse hells, not allergic
To anythin' I know of, it's still bullshit (the whole concept is pure balls)
Such a massive pain in the butt
Whenever I get so sneezy, get so sneezy

And is it just me or does the finger-under-the-nose trick only work for about ten seconds?

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Sigh….. - November 19, 2022 - Report this comment
Cleaning out the cookies again Seth?
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