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Song Parodies -> "Who Needs More Than One Knot?"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me with Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Who Needs More Than One Knot?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Knot-enthusiasts probably won't enjoy this parody. Assuming knot-enthusiasts are a thing, which I think is a good assumption because this is the Internet, there's enthusiasts for everything, especially things that shouldn't be enthused over.
A little thing I've noticed that's a big mystery
Well, maybe not that big, but it's weird to me
Found today a site made for helpin'
Those confused by clove and half-hitche-es

Who needs more than one knot?
Redundant to me to have a lo-ot
Of ways to tie a knot
Why's it this wa-ay?

There's reef knots and halyard knots, it drives me spare
Superfluous, they are, I swear
Don't care if it's figure-eight
As long as it's tight as shit, it's great

Who needs more than one knot?
Surgeon or fisherman, that's a lo-ot
Of ways to tie a knot
Why's it that wa-ay?

I guess that some of these knots are meant specific'lly
For certain situations, I still can't see
Why you need diff'rent ones at all, whether rope or lace
You don't need fancy knots to hold crap in place

Who needs more than one knot?
I guess Boy Scouts for that badge rot
Still, I just need one knot
For my shoela-ace
Who needs more than one knot?
I guess aesthetic'lly looks slipsho-od
Who cares? It's just a knot
I don't, oka-a-ay

Of course, that's when I can be arsed wearing shoes. And I don't even know how to tie a tie.

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Pacing: 2.9
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Jonathan - October 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Dude Knot Funny! 5's
Meriadoc - October 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Now this is the kind of loopy stuff that really makes me laugh! Love the Boyscout badge rot line.

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