-> "Spoils the View"
Original Song Title:
"pov"
Parody Song Title:
"Spoils the View"
The Lyrics
I know you can see those towers
Have to face more than my glowers
I refuse to never have my way
So you won't see them after today
I tried a petition or two
Mayoral phone calls, made a few
But nobody out there took my side
So it's up to me to make them die
Not 'cause they're ugly (hoo)
Although they are ugly (hoo)
Ooh-ooh, I know it's a petty and silly-ass thing to do
But keepin' them there really spoils the view
Can call me crusty (crusty)
Indignant and crusty (crusty)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, I'm not sorry but they must be rubble soon
'Cause keepin' them there really spoils the view
My beach pics will be so beamin'
Once I start real-world deletin'
Photoshop 'em out? I wouldn't dare (oh, scared)
'Cause I don't think that it's really fair (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
To ev'ryone else who's takin'
Pictures on their beach vacation
I'm improvin' ev'rybody's slides
Pretty sure that makes me the good guy
No-one wants ugly (hoo)
Pictures, they're so ugly (hoo)
Ooh-ooh, it's so clear and obvious and self-evident too
That keepin' them there really spoils the view
You cannot judge me (judge me)
Dare you to misjudge me (judge me)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, I doubt that I'll ever see jail time, it's true
Clear keepin' them there really spoils the view
I don't wanna see it, it needs to go to hell
No more can I take it, so that's why I'm here
Hoardin', hoardin' loads of lovely
C4 for the time
That I have been waitin', waitin'
For since I had made it safely (when I made it)
To my hotel room, freakin'
'Cause my view had crap in the way
And that just bugs me (hoo)
It completely bugs me (hoo)
Ooh-ooh, I'm sure anybody who ended up with this room
Knows keepin' them there really spoils the view
The world will love me, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (love me)
I know that you'll love me, buddy (love me)
With those eyesores severed from this town, it's true
'Cause keepin' them there really spoils the view (oh-oh-oh)
Yeah
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