Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Feet Rubbin'"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Nothing"

Original Performer:

Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch

Parody Song Title:

"Feet Rubbin'"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I have heard that rubbing your significant other's feet is a thing, so I wrote a parody about it.
The scent is sharp, I won't let it in my mouth
Not thankless work, praise will soon come gushin' out
But ev'ry blister makes this hurt
Can't run out cause I gave my word
Too much bravado in me now

Said they were in pain, just one fix you know
And so I'm here, stuck feet rubbin'
Gunk between your toes, up I want to throw
But still I'm here, stuck feet rubbin'
Your sharp toenails hurt, just ignore the blood
How long 'til I'm free? Stuck feet rubbin'
Feet rubbin', feet rubbin'
Smell's killin' me, stuck feet rubbin'

Your soles are greasy, but I can't let 'em go
Cause I've got this pattern that might work
Rotate my fingers how you like
'Til the pain finally subsides
I might have to borrow your beer now

Regret my "okay", cause this really blows
I'm sittin' here, stuck feet rubbin'
Workin'? I don't know, made up as I go
Hate sittin' here, stuck feet rubbin'
But since my love burns like the hottest sun
I'll take sittin' here, stuck feet rubbin'
Feet rubbin', feet rubbin'
Soon you'll be here, stuck feet rubbin'

Heard me right, I want my gross feet rubbed, fair's fair
Know I'm soundin' like a jerk, but I can't care
When I'm feet rubbin' (oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Rubbin'

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Feet rubbin' (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Feet rubbin' (oh-oh-oh)

I think foot rubbing and all I can think of is Sideshow Bob...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/calvinharrisftflorencewelch0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 115