-> "Feet Rubbin'"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Nothing"
Original Performer:
Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch
Parody Song Title:
"Feet Rubbin'"
The Lyrics
The scent is sharp, I won't let it in my mouth
Not thankless work, praise will soon come gushin' out
But ev'ry blister makes this hurt
Can't run out cause I gave my word
Too much bravado in me now
Said they were in pain, just one fix you know
And so I'm here, stuck feet rubbin'
Gunk between your toes, up I want to throw
But still I'm here, stuck feet rubbin'
Your sharp toenails hurt, just ignore the blood
How long 'til I'm free? Stuck feet rubbin'
Feet rubbin', feet rubbin'
Smell's killin' me, stuck feet rubbin'
Your soles are greasy, but I can't let 'em go
Cause I've got this pattern that might work
Rotate my fingers how you like
'Til the pain finally subsides
I might have to borrow your beer now
Regret my "okay", cause this really blows
I'm sittin' here, stuck feet rubbin'
Workin'? I don't know, made up as I go
Hate sittin' here, stuck feet rubbin'
But since my love burns like the hottest sun
I'll take sittin' here, stuck feet rubbin'
Feet rubbin', feet rubbin'
Soon you'll be here, stuck feet rubbin'
Heard me right, I want my gross feet rubbed, fair's fair
Know I'm soundin' like a jerk, but I can't care
When I'm feet rubbin' (oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Rubbin'
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Feet rubbin' (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Feet rubbin' (oh-oh-oh)
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