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Song Parodies -> "RubberBrick!"

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Afrojack ft. Mike Taylor

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Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. When you wanna throw a thing at a thing but you don't wanna break a thing - simple solution!
La, la-la-la-la-la
La, la-la-la-la-la-la

I just wanna throw somethin', but
I, I don't wanna hurt
Anybody, it's ru-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude, man
So I, I must make this work
I'm still gonna throw somethin', bu-ut
Swear there's no cha-ance that it's gonna hurt
Anybody, it's true-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue, man
I li-ike, like to make things work, ooh-ooh

I'll throw this ha-ard, but it won't harm a thing (harm a thing)
What I've thrown ain't ha-ard, it's just a rubber brick (a rubber brick)
It's not gonna cau-ause any bruises, brea-eak anything
As a-a brick, it's useless, but grea-eat fo-or me
Crush my stress down ha-ard with this great rubber brick
I'm throwin' round my rubber brick


This is better than rocks
Won't get glass in my fingers, buddy
If I throw it at you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, man
Your skull won't become splinters, buddy
This brick lands so damn soft
You could compare it to-o feathers, buddy
Toss it full-pelt at you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, man
And you'll be bleedin' never, mate, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I'll throw this ha-ard, not gonna harm a thing (harm a thing)
Cause it's so not ha-ard, it's just a rubber brick (a rubber brick)
It's not gonna sma-ash any mirrors, brea-eak any gits
That ca-all me a dipshit, it's grea-eat fo-or me
Will curb pain down ha-ard, this little rubber brick
Love throwin' round my rubber brick


Great for re-elievin' pressure (my pressure)
My rubber (my rubber), my rubber brick
Causin' i-injuries never (no, never)
My rubber (my rubber), my rubber brick
And I wo-on't be misplacin' (misplacin')
My rubber (my rubber), my rubber brick
A real bri-ick's much more weighty (more weighty)
My rubber (my rubber), my rubber brick

I'll throw this ha-ard and it won't harm a thing (no, it won't harm a thi-ing)
This thing's so not ha-ard, it's only a rubber brick (yes, it's only a rubber brick)
It's not gonna cra-ack any noses, brea-eak all your shit
No threa-eat, this thing poses, so grea-eat fo-or me
No more felon cha-arges, thank you rubber brick
Keep throwin' round my rubber brick


Why is the title parsed like that? Seriously, the lyrics seem to be about downplaying a romantic encounter, why make the song title look like the hot new toy item?

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