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Song Parodies -> "Play"

Original Song Title:

"Stay"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Play"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Living The Fantasy" self-challenge. Guy hogs a video game, singer complains. Enjoy!
Multiplayer's not a feature
So I wait, beeps blast through the speakers
I know that this isn't fair, ask "Give me a spi-i-in"
All you do is stare at the screen for longer
Round after round after round after round you go
Oh-oh now, let me now, let me now, let me now, you schmo-o

We've had this game for 'bout five days or six
And it has been hogged by you
Swear the controller's been attached with glue
I-it seems like a cool game
And I'd like to pla-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

It's not like it's a boss you're fightin'
Nor preparin' for one by life grindin'
Round after round after round after round you go
Oh-oh now, give it now, give it now, give it now, assho-ole

No other games, we only have that disc
Always to be played by you
Don't watch you play, don't want to be spoiled, dude
Sti-ill haven't touched the game
Really wanna pla-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-hay

Ooooh-ooh-hooh, this shit's gone on too long
Ooooh-ooh-ooh, to hog a game is wrong
But surely ev'rything is done
No goals or bonus crud in need of savin'
What do you mean "the game's been wiped"
You scrubbed the data so you're just replayin'

Well, that's just cheap, don't say that the game's shit
Why play for six weeks if true?
I don't want to hear another excuse
I-it's not your own damn game
I've the right to pla-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-a-haaaaaaaa-a-hay
Ma-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-a-a-a-hate
Cause both of us paid, ooh-oooooh

Most boring song of last year, I swear to Batman. It's not the fact that it's a piano ballad, Bruno Mars had one in the same year and it was a hell of a lot better than this dreck.

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