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Song Parodies -> "Relaxtion"

Original Song Title:

"Celebration"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kool & The Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Relaxtion"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Who doesn't feel like bumming around sometimes to take the pressure off? This is the full version of the original song, BTW.
Yahoo!
Time for relaxation
Yahoo!
Excuse for doing jack, son

Lounge around all day, come on!
(And it feels great)
Achieve squat today, come on!
(And it feels great)

Well, I feel like sitting on my rear
Time to relax, son, and drink a ton of beer
Watch M*A*S*H a few times, Hawkeye and his crew
And that's the TV show I'm talkin' 'bout, dude
Come on now

Relaxation
Watch the footy, mate, and have a good time
Relaxation
Just sit 'round on our dates, watch Transformers: Prime

Let's bum around together
Beanbag or couch, cloth or leather?
Is it comfy? If it's not, who cares?

Yahoo!
Time for relaxation
Yahoo!

Let's watch Sitting Ducks, come on!
(Because it feels great, son)
We don't give two fucks, come on!
(Boy, this feels great)

Well, let's put it into neutral gear
Could not be arsed, son, to get away from here
Relaxin's no crime, least I hope not, dude
We gonna lounge about the whole damn day through
Come on now

Relaxation
Watch the cricket, mate, and have a good time
Relaxation
Just sit 'round on our dates, watch Days Of Our Lives

Let's lounge around together
We rarely move, we can't be buggered
Except to get some more booze, come on!

Yahoo!
Time for relaxation
Yahoo!
Time for relaxation

Don't care if we get called slobs!
(It feels so great, come on now)
Feel like watching Bing and Bong!
(Tiny Planets)

I feel like doing jack squat tonight
Relaxing, mate, it's all right
Don't feel like doing nothing tonight
Relaxing, mate, it's all right, buddy

I feel like doing jack shit tonight
(Relaxation)
Relaxing, mate, it's all right
Can't be arsed achieving goals tonight
(Relaxation)
Relaxing, mate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Eating jellybeans, come on!
(They taste so great)
Watching Spongebob marathons!
(I love relaxation)

Doing jack diddly, come on!
(It feels so great)
(Let's play some Gears of War tonight)
Sitting on our butts, come on!
(If you like being a lazy shite, it feels so great)

Doing precisely bollocks!
(It feels so great)
If you don't like it, sod off!
Sitting Ducks = TV show about best friends Bill and Aldo, a duck and an alligator respectively. Yes. Tiny Planets is an edutainment show starring two fuzzy alien...things called Bing and Bong. Yes.

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Porfle Popnecker - December 17, 2011 - Report this comment
You've captured my whole life in a song, except with different TV shows.
Agrimorfee - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Reminds me much of my "Let's Get Lazy", but very much in your TCOP voice. Sitting Ducks, btw, is a hilarious cartoon, seen in the US on the Qubo Channel.
Rex - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You're an inspiration for us all, TCOP. Where's my beer?
Blaydeman - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Everyone needs a couple of these days every once in a while (minus the alcohol for me though :) ) This particular Kool & the Gang song (like many of their others) is pretty repetitive, but what makes this one work as opposed to others is the short chorus and the greatly varied verses. I think you nailed this one. P.S. I didn't know you could use Yahoo! anymore without paying a fee.... JK! ;) Good job TCOP!
Matthias - January 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Everybody needs a day where they can just sit back and do a whole lot of nothing. Sadly I've been doing WAY too much nothing lately, I need a job, a hobby, SOMETHING! Thanks for reminding me! Jerk! lol Just kidding. Great parody here mate!
Below Average Dave - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
This one is alright TCOP, the song is simple (I had a little trouble with this one when I did it) but you made it work

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