-> "But the Game Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Runaway Love"
Original Performer:
Ludacris ft. Mary J. Blige
Parody Song Title:
"But the Game Sucks"
The Lyrics
Yeah, always post similar comments li-l-l-like this:
"But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game sucks)"
Got little kids, say eight or nine years old
Still workin' some things out, not a statement that bold
But some people don't have that locked inside their brain meats
And they'll yell and scold kids for havin' fun with games, geez
Never gonna listen to folks who say "Act diff'rent
Not really sold on your case, called children dipshits"
Could be just text in Facebook comments where they're shite
Or they could get mad at the store in broad daylight
Total asshole move to straight pull the plug out
Of the demo game because the UI's clogged, wow
You wonder why kids use bad language when defeated?
It's 'cause of those knobs who don't hold back or just leave it
Sure, it's just one of the reasons, I know
Tryna make a point about some assholes
Incredibly rude to other folks, no slack
Is cut because an awful game should not be played? Damn (li-l-l-like this:)
"But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game, but the game)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game sucks)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game sucks)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game, but the game, but the game)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game sucks)"
Their targets can be over ten years old
The kinda folks more capable of bein' more bold
They can fight back with stronger language, zero stammer
Or they know the quick way to invoke banhammers
Real far from clueless, not approachin' stupid
Though they are willin' to engage with the douches
Since there is the small fact that they don't put doubt
On all of their words, make agreeable-type sounds
The graphics can be ugly, the bugs have no end
And the plot holes are so damn wide, game is dreck
But they'll still play, no chance that they'll stop
Get entertainment from makin' fun of slop
We're in the internet age here after all
You can get your checks callin' bad things "balls"
Assholes get confused and they always fall back (oh-oh-oh-oh)
And say that it's an awful game, should not be played, damn (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
"But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game sucks)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game is awful and lame)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game sucks)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game sucks)"
But no matter who is whatever years old
These guys are total douchecanoes who think they're so bold
To get so pissed at what other people play
When the impact of that on them is "no way"
Think they're so elite with their standards, it's nuts
Nitpick resolutions and fps runs
Massive posts about the inconsistency of damage
Goin' frame-by-frame for any model clippin', madness
They don't get why they get called complete pricks
Just 'cause they ran out six newcomers with their schtick
They see no problem with that, all blown out of proportion
"Keeps the vibe pure" then act shocked at the revulsion
These dicks are locked inside a world of their own (oh-oh-oh)
Self-inflicted hell is what they call "home" (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
The last time those dudes had proper fun? Can't track (ooh-ooh-ooh)
They're only mad 'bout "awful games" that can't be played, damn, ugh (oh-oh, such a pain)
"But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game sucks, lame)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (no, you are the jerks)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game, but the game)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game, but the game)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (awful, awful, awful, awful)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (it's an awful, awful game)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (such a real awful, awful game)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (our complaints are real, so you there)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (can shut up, you're the real douche)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game is bad, it's true)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (but the game is bad, it's true)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (awful, awful, awful, awful, sucks, sucks)
But the game sucks (su-su-su-su-sucks) (lame)"
Does the game, does the game suck?
Claim it does, I can't say
I must now play it, dude
Out of spite, it's true, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (yeah)
You can say you're a master, been a nerd since the 80's
So what games count as quality, you can tell
But do me a favor right now and close your eyes
And picture us playin' a game together
And stay like that so you can't be a gatekeep drain
On both our lives
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