-> "I'm Fightin'"
Original Song Title:
"I Like It"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Fightin'"
The Lyrics
Oooooh whoo!
Must punch, must punch!
Pick fights with all o' ya...you fools
Because I feel like it
So, so, so angry (always getting into fights, you know)
So, so, so angry (I rarely get tired, you know)
So, so, so angry, fists are on fire
Not literally, like
Man, don't ignore me just because you think you're strong
If you like a good fight, I'll put on a good show
Could thrash you in one round cause you are too slow
There's underestimatin' in your brain, I know it's so
No-oh-oh, oh-oh
Whether I'm in the ring or in the streets, I'm ownin' you
No-oh-oh, oh-oh
There's a loud screamin' crowd, they want us to go
I want some fightin'!
I'll pound your head through the floor
I want some fightin'!
Then slam your wang in the door
I rule at fightin'!
The crowd is chantin' for more
Who wants some fightin'?
I-I-I love fightin'!
Hardly a challenge, on laurels I'm restin'
Dumbass, best not irk me cause I know karate, oh
I wrestle with no script and I'm quite good at tae kwon do
Down, down, down's where you'll go, go, go
Kick your white, white ass like a thin, non-panda Po!
No-oh-oh, oh-oh
I doubt that broken bottle in your hand'll help you, bro
No-oh-oh, oh-oh
Here that loud screamin' crowd? They all want a show
Let's get to fightin'!
Your hits just make your fists sore
You suck at fightin'!
But you won't make this a bore
I win at fightin'!
I'll toss your ass out the door
Let's get to fightin'!
I-I-I love fightin'!
(Oooooh whoo!)
Hey pansy, come attack me
May be a younger boy, but I'll win with ease
Cause I wanna fight ya, stop bein' a tease, will ya?
You swing, it's a miss, can't touch me
Askin' for a fight, please come on and strike me
As if you could, cause I can dodge
Stance ain't good plus you can't aim, so your front teeth I'll dislodge
If you thought that hurt like hell, here's a kick in the crotch
Collapsin'! That was easy!
Anyone else here wanna try and fight me?
I hear a douchebag rantin' 'bout "the whitey"
Referring to himself, oh good, a racist douche
An easy target, true, but I don't hurt non-prick guys
Yes, you heard me, and quite clearly
I need a reason to pu-u-unch
Piss off me, buddy, watch out, buddy
You'd best not be a putz
Or you're screwed, bro
Hurt me, insult me, threaten me, you're dead meat
I may love fightin'
But I have reasons, for sure
I use my fightin'
To knock out douchebags and bores
Arseholes I'm fightin'
Won't be a douche anymore
Helps I love fightin'
I-I-I love fightin'!
Let's get to fightin'!
You're quite the dickhead, I'm sure
You suck at fightin'!
You called my girlfriend a whore
I win at fightin'!
I'll toss you right out the door
Let's get to fightin'!
I-I-I love fightin'!
Douchebags, (dickheads I'm fightin') and a-holes, a lesson, I'll teach 'em
I rule at fightin'!
Dickheads, what a-holes, (douchebags I'm fightin') I'll stop 'em, with punchin'
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