Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I'm Fightin'"

Original Song Title:

"I Like It"

Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Fightin'"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Don't Stop The Pop" self-challenge. So, a parody about a guy who likes to beat the everlasting crap outta people...douchey people, of course. What's funny about beating up good people, after all?
Oooooh whoo!
Must punch, must punch!
Pick fights with all o' ya...you fools
Because I feel like it
So, so, so angry (always getting into fights, you know)
So, so, so angry (I rarely get tired, you know)
So, so, so angry, fists are on fire
Not literally, like

Man, don't ignore me just because you think you're strong
If you like a good fight, I'll put on a good show
Could thrash you in one round cause you are too slow
There's underestimatin' in your brain, I know it's so
No-oh-oh, oh-oh
Whether I'm in the ring or in the streets, I'm ownin' you
No-oh-oh, oh-oh
There's a loud screamin' crowd, they want us to go

I want some fightin'!
I'll pound your head through the floor
I want some fightin'!
Then slam your wang in the door
I rule at fightin'!
The crowd is chantin' for more
Who wants some fightin'?
I-I-I love fightin'!

Hardly a challenge, on laurels I'm restin'

Dumbass, best not irk me cause I know karate, oh
I wrestle with no script and I'm quite good at tae kwon do
Down, down, down's where you'll go, go, go
Kick your white, white ass like a thin, non-panda Po!
No-oh-oh, oh-oh
I doubt that broken bottle in your hand'll help you, bro
No-oh-oh, oh-oh
Here that loud screamin' crowd? They all want a show

Let's get to fightin'!
Your hits just make your fists sore
You suck at fightin'!
But you won't make this a bore
I win at fightin'!
I'll toss your ass out the door
Let's get to fightin'!
I-I-I love fightin'!
(Oooooh whoo!)

Hey pansy, come attack me
May be a younger boy, but I'll win with ease
Cause I wanna fight ya, stop bein' a tease, will ya?
You swing, it's a miss, can't touch me
Askin' for a fight, please come on and strike me
As if you could, cause I can dodge
Stance ain't good plus you can't aim, so your front teeth I'll dislodge
If you thought that hurt like hell, here's a kick in the crotch
Collapsin'! That was easy!
Anyone else here wanna try and fight me?
I hear a douchebag rantin' 'bout "the whitey"
Referring to himself, oh good, a racist douche
An easy target, true, but I don't hurt non-prick guys

Yes, you heard me, and quite clearly
I need a reason to pu-u-unch
Piss off me, buddy, watch out, buddy
You'd best not be a putz
Or you're screwed, bro
Hurt me, insult me, threaten me, you're dead meat

I may love fightin'
But I have reasons, for sure
I use my fightin'
To knock out douchebags and bores
Arseholes I'm fightin'
Won't be a douche anymore
Helps I love fightin'
I-I-I love fightin'!

Let's get to fightin'!
You're quite the dickhead, I'm sure
You suck at fightin'!
You called my girlfriend a whore
I win at fightin'!
I'll toss you right out the door
Let's get to fightin'!
I-I-I love fightin'!

Douchebags, (dickheads I'm fightin') and a-holes, a lesson, I'll teach 'em
I rule at fightin'!
Dickheads, what a-holes, (douchebags I'm fightin') I'll stop 'em, with punchin'

Originally this was gonna be a parody about a guy who picked fights with anything, whether it was pricks at the bar or wild bears. After a verse about goading a dumbass into fighting, I switched gears a bit. Parody writing is weird like that.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/enriqueiglesias6.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 564