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Song Parodies -> "GATE FOR U"

Original Song Title:

"WAIT FOR U"

Original Performer:

Future ft. Drake & Tems

Parody Song Title:

"GATE FOR U"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "I Want Music" self-challenge. Not everybody gets a free pass to the club, you know. That's why bouncers are a profession.
No gate for you, for you
I gave you a warnin', stay outside (there's no gate for you)
It don't even matter what time it is (there's no gate for you)
It's my job to block you, so go be on your way (bye now, say goodbye)
You wanna waste my time? That's okay (ayy)
Want explanations? Get explanations

You say you're not evil, not a bad dude
Sorry, got this list here of people to not let through
Have to jot one down for each party that comes
Sometimes the "banned" list is like Rapunzel's hair, it keeps on goin'
My end of the deal is to tell those folks "screw off"
Won't be gettin' beers or show off the moves they know
But man, this here list? I thought that it was a joke
'Cause it has one entry, barely have to use it (cinch to check it)

"This guy is such a jerk (say goodbye, he's such a prick, believe me)
He has to go, can't get near (throw him out, make his ass disappear, yeah)
So anti-lovable, you can't show chill (there's no doubt, it cannot be more clear, yeah-eah)
Have him tossed before you get to learn his deal" (there's no gate for you, for you)
Kinda bogus, have to be real (there's no gate for you, there's no gate for you)
Don't know your deal but it is the way it is (there's no gate, no gate for you, for you)
So I can't let you go inside, you must keep clear (there's no gate for you, there's no gate for you)
Yeah

Doesn't tell me why you're a jerk
Could've caused calamity last time you were here drinkin'
Thrown up many beers and said rude things to all the women
But I cannot tell you, was not told that information (no gate for you, for you)
I won't go inside to ask my boss to discover (there's no gate for you)
That's a basic trap, you'll sneak through the window shutters (there's no gate for you)
I might be a bouncer, doesn't mean that I'm a moron (there's no gate, no gate)
So I'm not so stupid as to give you flaws to draw on (for you, for you)
Could just text and ask since I do have the bossman's number (there's no gate for you)
Since my mind's a blank on why your presence is a bummer (there's no gate for you)
Might've said somethin' wrong but it was really accidental
Spilled your expensive drink in the lap of an angry Gen'ral
Now I think about it, there's in fact another kind of level
There's the real specific ban list for each room that's here for rental
Then there's this one, all-purpose, to be here you must be special
And, wait, hang on, once again, just you
My brain's brewin' fears 'bout what you have done, you know
One guy on the list of reprehensible folks?
What happened was messy, that or really stupid, yeah (boss is textin')

Finally get the word (I'm surprised I heard the ding, believe me)
Checkin' my phone, have no fear (got my doubts it's that bad, to be clear, yeah)
I'll have the answer soon, just sit and chill (so calm down, soon all will be real clear, yeah-eah)
Know just what the problem is, maybe then heal (open gate for you, for you)
I'm not jokin', I keep it real (open gate for you, open gate for you)
Unless it's real wrong, I think I can fix this (open gate, real gate for you, for you)
I'm readin' now, let's hope it's words you wanna hear (open gate for you, open gate for you)

Man, this is a long one, just sit tight
Pretty damn long rap sheet, real awful shit
Now I'm thinkin' if I tried to smooth things over, I'd be
Jobless now, no, you won't get in here, yeah

Didn't think it was possible but Future seems to have made a good song here. Decent beat, a topic that's not just droning on about drugs, money or drugs, actually sticking to said topic, the guest verse from Drake also sticking to the topic...more of this, please, less shit like "Wicked".

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