-> "Please Don't Greet Me"
Original Song Title:
"Please Don't Leave Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Please Don't Greet Me"
The Lyrics
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da
Did you notice all the noise getting louder?
How many times have I kicked you outta here?
Too busy for consulting (da-da-da-da-da)
And by that I mean if your ass won't leave
I'm not culpable for the pain resulting
You might end up cut to pieces
'Cause I'm mid-construction (da-da-da-da-da)
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
Don't notice that you're getting near to people with blowtorches, can you be that thick?
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
Hazards all around, can't not spot them
What is it with you that makes you act like this?
You sure you don't need glasses (da-da-da-da-da)?
If if you get yourself squashed, that's a big problem
The paperwork involved is ever so obnoxious
Death's also bad, don't need it
Who needs it? So awful, yeah-eah (da-da-da-da-da)
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), oh-oh
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me, don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
And don't dare tap my shoulder, 'less you want an ankle grinder dropped on yours, you twit
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me
I don't give a crap right now about the reason you came up to me
'Cause I have no doubt that it wasn't that important, man
Since you're a huge-ass moron (da-da-da-da-da)
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Please (da-da-da-da), please (da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), buddy
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me, no, don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da)
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), it's such a drain
It's such a drain to have to meet you when I know you're gonna waste my time on shit
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me, yeah-eah (da-da-da-da-da)
Please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), I, I
I shouldn't have to play repeat, dude, but you're still approaching danger like a twit
Please, please (da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da) don't greet me (da-da-da-da-da), buddy
Please, please don't greet me
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Voting Results
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Pacing: | 4.7 | |
How Funny: | 4.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.7 | |
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Total Votes: | 15 |
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