-> "Skeleton Scene"
Original Song Title:
"Helena Beat"
Parody Song Title:
"Skeleton Scene"
The Lyrics
Lost your life, you're buried under there
Now aroused for some fun bonin' and not for some sex, you lech
That's not as much fun without any skin
Yeah, it all turns out that you've been cursed to live
With a frame that's the worst kind of bare
To some, this would be pure horror, a fate one should dread
But I say you can't knock what you've not tried, true
Become a bony dude, it might work for you, oh-oh-oh
Yeah, yeah, and it's okay
Cause you don't have that rottin' smell like all my zombie mates
Yeah, yeah, and I'm alright
Don't need a bloated butt to fall on when there's no nerves, right
Still got a brain, kinda, not really, true
I don't know how my head's empty when I still can think
But when you're raised from the dead like such
There's no "logic" involved, don't think 'bout it much
It's time to play, scare the meatbags all away
By takin' off our heads and laugh like we're deranged
They're invaders and I know the law
Just because we're dead and all doesn't mean those gits can sneak right in
Yeah, yeah, and it's okay
The seemin' lack of afterlife? On that, don't concentrate
Yeah, yeah, and I'm alright
Just watch me play the xylophone upon my own damned spine
Yeah, yeah, and it's okay
Even though ev'ry Halloween, dumb fleshies will invade
Yeah, yeah, and I'm alright
Because my joints make creaky noises, all my joints make creepy noises, noises
Yeah, yeah, and it's okay
No worries for the heatin' bill or the food on our plate
Yeah, yeah, and I'm alright
I've got a werewolf friend who buys films through his human guise
Yeah, yeah, and it's okay
I've gotten used to it, cause who needs organs anyway?
Yeah, yeah, and I'm alright
Join me in my long nights of bonin', damn it, not that kind of bonin', bonin'
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