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Song Parodies -> "Toast On The Ceilin'"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop Believin'"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Toast On The Ceilin'"

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The Lyrics

I like gen'rous serves
Of fresh toast with fruit prese-erves
I eat until I feel sick, cause I don't care
What I don't enjoy
A habit I can't avoi-oid
It's throwin' the bad tastin' ones in the air

Man, have you seen my dinin' room?
First glance, looks fine, but don't assu-ume
Turn your eye-eyes upwards and you'll find
There's a lot, a lot, a lot, a lo-o-ot of

Half-chewed pieces
Of toast stuck up there with jam
What flavour? Well, a lot of ki-i-inds
Not the point here
Point is I need help removin'
All these toast squares I threw high

The whole cei-eilin's nearly filled
With diff'rent shades of bread gri-illed
Tryin' to find a pattern, that's nice
But I'll decline
Can't you sme-ell day-old goo-oo?
All the toast-jam has accru-ued
Oh, so many flies, won't end
Won't piss off, piss off, piss off, piss o-off, man

I've tried sprayin'
But the flies come back in swarms
Because gravity's been deni-i-ied
Need two people
One to spray and one for scrapin'
Repeat 'til my habit's died

Toa-oast on the cei-eilin'
Not very appea-ea-eali-i-in'
Ja-am's congea-ealed ha-a-a-ard
Toa-oast on the cei-eilin'
Won't fa-a-a-a-a-a-all
Te-en loaves so-o fa-a-a-ar
Toa-oast on the cei-eilin'
Gonna need help peeli-i-in'
A-All that brea-ead cha-a-a-arred

I think it'd be weirder if the bread-thrower's friend looked at the ceiling and did see a pattern formed from differently-toasted bread...or the Mona Lisa (Google it, some dude actually did that).

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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Ann - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
So that's what I'm smelling
John Barry - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Another great title. Salut!
Phil Alexander - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
For some reason I kept wanting it to turn into "Toast in the Water" to some Deep Purple tune :-) I can see why you stuck with this one
Jonathan - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
a Toast to TCOP! ...could you get that? it's just... "points at the ceiling" up there... 5's
Abbott Skelding - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment
I also love the title switch, the topic was a funny one too! So many great rhymes, so glad you STUCK this one out. Well done!
Matthias - December 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Unusual topic but I really enjoy the unusual topics because they are even more creative in my opinion! This was a lot of fun!
Agrimorfee - December 11, 2015 - Report this comment
What I would have envisioned for this parody was a toaster that is on the fritz, burning the slices to a crisp and ejecting them into the ceiling like Chinese throwing stars. But that's just me. 555
Max Power - December 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Guess sticking up gum isn't enough anymore.
Blaydeman - December 13, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A really weird topic that I just couldn't get behind. If he doesn't like a piece of toast, he throws it in the air and it gets stuck on his ceiling? And now we're supposed to feel bad for him? I don't think so! The set-up is way absurd and just couldn't buy into it. With that being said, you're execution of the idea was great. You had awesome rhymes and word subs, and perfect pacing. Top scores on everything, but I just didn't like the concept, but it looks like I'm the odd man out there. So, forget all I've said and relish in your toast glory. Or should you jam in it?
Rob - December 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry Blaydeman but toast CAN stick on a ceiling- a dirty, greasy restaurant ceiling. I've seen it done firsthand. No butter or jam required. 554!
Rob Arndt - December 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Toast can't stick to the ceiling? That sounds like a challenge! Funny concept, well done!
Rob Arndt - December 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Having worked in a few restaurants, I can also vouch for customers who want their Burger buns or toast put on the greasy grill to soak up the "juices!!" Wrote my own version of TCOP's title for tomorrow. Based on facts, not absurdities.

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