-> "Get Off, You're Much Too Fat"
Original Song Title:
"She's All I Ever Had"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Get Off, You're Much Too Fat"
The Lyrics
Here I am
Suffering
On the floor
It isn't clean
Here I am
Right under Fred
Lost all feeling now
In both my hands
Get off
Get off, you are too fat
I can barely breathe
Get off
Get off, you're much too fat
Slipped on a banana peel
As I fell, I kicked Fred's heels
Fell backwards onto me, man
Getting crushed by his rear end
I'm pretty sure I'll lose my eyes
Pop right out into the sky
Can't Fred hear me as I scream:
"Get off, you're crushing me!"
I am in
So much pain (ouch)
I can't think
No blood in brain
(Crushing) All my organs
In directions
They shouldn't go
I might be dead soon
Get off
Get off, you are too fat
My ribcage is close to snapping
Get off
Get off, you're much too fat
Well, it seems my fate is sealed
I'll be flat as a film reel
Someone help me if you can
'Fore I meet a nasty end
I've lost all feeling in my thighs
I've got mincemeat for insides
Someone move this tub of grease
Because he's crushing me
(Insert faint groanings and mumbled threats until the song ends)
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