-> "Oy, Extroverts"
Original Song Title:
"Joy to the World" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
A sociable person, I'm not
I'd rather stay online
Whenever I go to a party with some frie-iends
Seems there's always a dude o-or five
Who thinks all I need to do is smile wide
Thinkin' "Oy, extroverts"
Don't mean to be je-e-erks now
"Joy is contagious!" Yeah, like a disease
Leave me alo-one, please
Don't pull me up to dance, you berk
Couch is comfy, dude
So let go of my arm, you great arse, keep it sto-ored
That I'm not like you
Groanin' now "Oy, extroverts"
You seem like a jerk
When you insist that this ain't the real me
Well, it is, so-o leave
It doesn't mean I'm crazy
Or that I hate fun
I'm just not the kinda guy who pulls all-ni-ighters
So could you stop dealin' out hugs (right now)?
Should I wear a shirt that says "please don't tou-ouch"?
I don't think they're jerks
All that I'm sayin' is they annoy me
Which they fail to see
"Don't be such a nerd"
Keep away from me
Oy, extroverts (yeah-ee-eah-eah)
Insensitive berks (ow-ow-ow)
Know their intentions are good, but you see
They won't leave me be (though I'm sayin' "piss off")
Give me room to breathe (that's figurative)
Oy, extroverts (ah-ah-ah-ah) (sure wish that they'd sto-op)
Little too much perk
Could set your watch by how they notice me
And approach with glee (who still wears a wa-a-atch?)
Oy, extroverts (in need of a pu-u-unch)
Unintended jerks (yeah, yeah-eah)
"Come on, have fun!" I was til you grabbed me
Just how I'm happy (ow, stop it, you-ou-ou)
Oy, extroverts (why did you invite me-e-e?)
Each time, like clockwork (ow)
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