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Song Parodies -> "Too Perky"

Original Song Title:

"Talk Dirty"

Original Performer:

Jason Derulo

Parody Song Title:

"Too Perky"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Do What You Wanna Do" self-challenge. No, this has gotten nothin' to do with firm, pert...tracks of land. This is about a guy annoyed with someone who's just too damn happy for his own good. Enjoy!
Guess what, hahaha
Gets on my nerves, bro
Too happy, shut it

See that smile that you've put on
Like a seria-al
Killer or you've a twitched ne-erve
Looks awkward, is a-all (oh yeah) huh
Though I've no prob if you're happy-y
Still limits, you see-ee
You look like you're on drugs of some sort
Go get 'em flushed out, plea-ease

Soundin' like a jerk, but I can't stand it
You're too upbeat so please contain it
That's the only problem that I have, kid
See, you're too perky for me
Too perky for me
Too perky for me
Too perky for me
Can't stand it, stop it

Your attitude lasts too lo-ong
Calm down for three secs (oh-oh)
Not just the smile, it's the so-ongs
With cheesy lyrics
"Saw you actin' like a gru-ump
Needed cheerin' u-up"
I appreciate your intentions
But it's your methods that su-u-u-u-u-uck

May seem like a jerk, please understand this
See, your mood is tryin' my patience
Get it through your skull and cut the crap, kid
You're too damn perky for me
Too perky for me
Too perky for me
Too perky for me-e

You know, don't want to be mean, bro
Fault is squarely on me, though
Friends, still hopin' we can be, bro
Now, though? No-o-o-o-o, thanks (that's strained)

Your demeanor's far too eager
Sometimes a screamer, other times a squeaker, damn (woo!)
My gruff demeanor is quite set (set)
Friend, don't fret, least not yet (yet)
If you leave me alone, I'll bet
That my bad mood'll change, then you can check (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Later, then and only then
Will your antics not get right on my pecs (oh-oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh)
Ev'ry day, I explain this, won't listen to me
So each day, I just groan when you're close to me
Ev'ry day, no delay "You seem a touch moody"
I've explained this, you dope, are you that stupid?

Happens like clockwork and I can't stand it
No matter how much I explain it
Your approach to liftin' moods is crap, kid
Just too-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo damn perky for me (you dou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouche, ah-ah)
Too perky for me (yea-eah yea-eah)
Too perky for me (shut up, please)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (too perky for me, oh yeah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (it's fact, you're bollocks)
Nuts, you don't listen, man, hmm

Oh hai my biggest guilty pleasure of 2014, how are you today. Though to be fair, most of the "guilt" comes from 2 Chainz. In a better world, Ludacris would've had that guest verse. Hell of a lot more charisma, and a better rapper, IMO.

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