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Song Parodies -> "Clogged-Up Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Longneck Bottle"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Clogged-Up Bottle"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

As in a tomato sauce bottle (not a bloody 'ketchup' bottle). For Artistry Event 7. Youtube vid here: Homemade vid for 'Longneck Bottle'
Clogged-up bottle
I want some damn sauce
Hey moron! Did you leave it open again?
'Cause there's a meat pie here that needs sauce
And the bloody stuff won't come out!
Clogged-up bottle
Ain't doin' without

Oh, wooden toothpick in my hand
Unclogging: that's your task
Don't get stuck in there like the last
Sixteen, that's all I ask

Blocked-up bottle
Stop torturing me
Tomato sauce is all I'm asking of thee
But I'm not a fan of barbeque
Don't force me to use that grease!
Blocked-up bottle
Patience has decreased

(Instrumental, with 'thumping-on-the-bottle' accompaniment)

Damn sauce, seems you're almost coming out
About bloody time
I oughta give this bottle just one more slap
Of course, that's always when I learn

Clogged-up bottles
Will always explode
It covers you with that sauce from head to toe
And so the moral of this story
Is don't thump and bash away (at)
Blocked-up bottles
Just think it through, 'kay?

'Cause it takes about bloody ages
To get the stuff out your hair
Clogged-up bottles
Just treat 'em with care
Is it just me, or is there something eery about me parodying two songs that haven't been parodied before...consecutively...that both start with 'L'...and the original artists both start with 'G'? APOCALYPSE!

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Matthias - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, Ketchup. My favorite food!
Ann Hammond - July 19, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Rex - August 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Nice job with a topic we all can relate to. Fave line was "don't get stuck in there like the last sixteen".
Syncronos - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
*sigh* I'm not the only guy this happens to anymore! YAY!!! 555
Below Average Dave - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) That's why I love me packets instead:)
Agrimorfee - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Now every mundane topic has been given the funny parody treatment. :)
Matthias - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Still as delicious as ever! And although I don't agree my Security Code is: EWW
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(abc4) Still plugging away.
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) love it, Bobpie! and in fact I thought you meant YOU did the home-made video, and that I was watching you, until I saw the snow and the US flag - 555
Below Average Dave - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Absolutely hilarious Conq, I still prefer ketchup packs---very good job on a less than engaging original song.
Cat - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) What's the worst is when you have to use a knife...and don't get me started on that disgusting juice stuff...but as a ketchup (ha ha =P) aficionado, I loved this!
Mikey Squirrel - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC4- I usually don't have a problem with that, I just use those upside-down plastic squeeze bottles of ketchup. Less messy that way. Very funny (and messy!) and well done, Conq.
Jeff Reuben - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, just bang the 33 on the side! Way to pour it on this one.

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