-> "Clogged-Up Bottle"
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I want some damn sauce
Hey moron! Did you leave it open again?
'Cause there's a meat pie here that needs sauce
And the bloody stuff won't come out!
Ain't doin' without
Oh, wooden toothpick in my hand
Unclogging: that's your task
Don't get stuck in there like the last
Sixteen, that's all I ask
Stop torturing me
Tomato sauce is all I'm asking of thee
But I'm not a fan of barbeque
Don't force me to use that grease!
Patience has decreased
(Instrumental, with 'thumping-on-the-bottle' accompaniment)
Damn sauce, seems you're almost coming out
About bloody time
I oughta give this bottle just one more slap
Of course, that's always when I learn
Will always explode
It covers you with that sauce from head to toe
And so the moral of this story
Is don't thump and bash away (at)
Just think it through, 'kay?
'Cause it takes about bloody ages
To get the stuff out your hair
Just treat 'em with care
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