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Song Parodies -> "Not That Opaque"

Original Song Title:

"Falling Awake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Jules

Parody Song Title:

"Not That Opaque"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It helps to be aware of just how visible you are to everyone else. Especially when you're naked.
Bathroom's never dark
Gonna have to face it
We had a bad start
I saw things, sure did hate it
I can tell that you
Are confident that problem
Will happen no more, not true
And today, I mean to stop it

Mmmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

May need to talk to you
Won't enter since you're in there
No, you're not there on the loo
And we don't have a bath, fair
Not in there to shave
You're in there to shower
You yell out "It's okay
To come in, won't go sour"

Overestimate things, bro
Not that opaque
Can see all that hangs real low

Hate to see your balls
In and out the shower
I'll stay behind the walls
We can talk a bit louder
You insist it's fine, but, man
It's getting obnoxious
Cause you turned on the fan
There's no fog to hide your bollocks

All of you is there on show
Not that opaque, not that opaque, mmm-mmm-mmm
Shower walls are glass, you know
Not that opaque, not that opaque

I know that you're stark-
Bollock frigging naked
My senses are sharp
But I'll just stand and take it
Know you're making a display
Can hear the squishy shuffles
Picture may be in my brain
Won't come in, but my bomb will

This is why bathroom doors should always be locked. This is totally what I always planned to have as the bottom comment and not something I just came up with because I realised I forgot to point it out in the parody, nosiree.

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