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Song Parodies -> "Always Someone There to Assign Me"

Original Song Title:

"Always Something There to Remind Me"

Original Performer:

Naked Eyes

Parody Song Title:

"Always Someone There to Assign Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes you feel like you never get a break at work...
They say if I have time to lean, then I've got plenty time to clean
Or some such nonsense said to get me right back on my aching fee-eet
Oh, I can't catch my breath at all, cause there is
Always someone there to assign me-e
Always someone there to assign me

Breaks are small, so relief for my feet is only very slight
Wouldn't call this "appalling", but it still seems unfair to my eye-eyes
Oh, want to sit for just two secs but there is
Always someone there to assign me-e
Always someone there to assign me

Go-otta keep my anger
Locked up real tight inside me
Cause I can't lose this job, you see
Ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh

Is there a need for me to sweep? I don't see any damn dust there
I've straightened up the shelves about a dozen times today, I swea-ear
Oh, really gets upon my nerves, why is there
Always someone there to assign me-e?
Always someone there to assign me

I-I feel like a sucker
This crap gets all dumped on me
Because I'm the new employee
Cause there is always someone there to assign me-e
Always someone there to assign me-e
Always someone there to assign me
Always someone there to assign me
Always someone there to assign me-e
Always someone there to assign me
Always someone there to assign me-e
Always someone there to assign me
Always someone there to assign me-e

I'm sure some of you are familiar with me having three parodies up on Monday (because I write one a day and Amiright doesn't do weekend updates). However, if all goes to plan, I'm only having two up. Why? Because I feel like some things should be in order on my author page, like my 1000TH PARODY. Check out that on Tuesday!

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Jonathan - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment
good clean fun! and there's the added benefit of getting this OS stuck in my head! which I love! I just love '80s music! :) 5's
John Lomain - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment
This went with the OS so well. Fun parody
Peter Andersson - June 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey you, clean up that stuff in aisle 555! - If you have time to write, you're not working right!

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