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"Wagon Route"

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My little ode to a game I've never actually played: The Oregon Trail!
Hold on, hold on, what's that?
Smells like shit
Hold on, I got to ask which total moron just shat themselves to death
Wait a minute, smells like shit
Sick of this dysentery problem
Stupid game, wish I wasn't so bored
Ayy, got no strategy goin' on, no shock I can't get further

I don't mean to sound pessimistic
But I'll make one small prediction right now:
We'll all die on this cart
Yeah, lesson
We should learn 'bout disease prevention
But that wouldn't fit the time settin' laid down
So we'll die on this cart

Wagon-based strategy game
Wagon drivin' might sound lame
Wagon won't make it today to Oregon, no
Wagon crew's got plans to make
Wagon's got limited space
Wagon won't make it today to Oregon, no

We should not have left Independence
Pretty sure there's limited rivers to drown
In an under-full cart
Opened us up for snakes to creep in
This game on my PC, still keep it for now
And its log of dead carts

Wagon-based strategy game
Wagon crew died on the way
Wagon won't make it today to Oregon, no
Wagon's on a nasty trail
Wagon crew is gonna fail
Wagon won't make it today to Oregon, no

Um, tryna think of a comical name

I know that the 2010's wre basically the Drake Decade, but I wish this song was a lot bigger than it was. Great little number.

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the_copout_of_parodies - September 08, 2020 - Report this comment
This was terrible.

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