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Song Parodies -> "Dim, Blank Face"

Original Song Title:

"Big Fat Bass"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears ft. will.i.am

Parody Song Title:

"Dim, Blank Face"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

At all times he has the look of a man who's been hit with a fish!
Dim, blank face, a dim, blank face
Dim, blank face, a dim, blank face
Dim, blank face, a dim, blank face
Dim, blank face, a dim, blank face
Dim, blank face, a dim, blank face
Dim, blank face, a dim, blank face
Dim, blank face, a dim, blank face

There's zero expression to be found upon your face
Nothin' on your face, nothin' on your face
Can't find one expression anywhere upon your face
Jack-all on your face, jack-all on your face
Should be some expression but there's zero on your face
Nothin' on your face, nothin' on your face
Let's see some expression on that canvas of a face
Jack-all on your face, jack-all on your face

Hey, did you fall down on the floor?
Because your features are flatter
Than the barest-designed door (zero expression, your face has no expression)
No frown, no slightest hint of a smile
Like a CGI model
That's glitched into the stock file (zero expression, your face has no expression)

Talk with no expression breakin' out upon your face
Nothin' on your face, nothin' on your face
Where's the shocked expression? I just slapped you in the face
Jack-all on your face, jack-all on your face
Zero expression, your face has no expression
Zero expression, your face has no expression
Zero expression, your face has no expression
Zero expression, nothin', nothin'

Your face has nought to show
Your face is stuck on "No"
Your face has failed to load (z-z-z-zero expression, your face has no expression)

Hey, your face is frozen like ice
But your body's dancin'
That doesn't seem too right (zero expression, your face has no expression)
No paralysis to find
In any way that's localised
Since you rap like Tech N9ne (zero expression, your face has no expression)

How's there no expression lightin' up upon your face?
Nothin' on your face, nothin' on your face
Should be some expression but there's nothin' on your face
Jack-all on your face, jack-all on your face
Used to be expressions always changin' on your face
Nothin' on your face, nothin' on your face
But now? No expression, just the base mold for your face
Jack-all on your face, jack-all on your face

Yo
Yo (yo, yo, yo)
Yo (yo, yo, yo)
It's kinda disturbin' how it looks numb
How it looks numb, how it looks numb
Looks really disturbin' how it looks numb
How it looks numb, how it looks numb (yo)

Your face looks numb like it got punched
But I find that nothin' has changed much
It's not like there's any confusion
Tone matches all the words that you're usin'
Never sit still, your limbs are flingin'
Gestures never in question
Face is still numb, face is still numb
Face is still numb, face is still numb
Got a dim-dim, blank-blank face, working at its own pace
Cross "glacier" with "snail", still would be too hasty
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Why your features are in stasis, damn it
Could be my bad, I slapped it, yo

Zero expression, your face has no expression
Zero expression, your face has no expression
Zero expression, your face has no expression
Zero expression, your face has no expression

When there's no expressions, an enigma is your face
Nothin' on your face, nothin' on your face
A lack of expressions is an odd thing for a face
Jack-all on your face, jack-all on your face
Still expect expressions when there's been none on your face
Nothin' on your face, nothin' on your face
Bet the first expression will cause sev'ral on my face
Jack-all on your face, no twitch at all

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