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Song Parodies -> "Body To Dispose Of"

Original Song Title:

"Method of Modern Love"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Body To Dispose Of"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes you need to think fast and on your feet. Hopefully, you'll never have to do so in the situation this guy's in. Also, this is the video version of the OS. Enjoy!
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E

I'm in deep shite, killed a dude, right
Not cause of a fight
Nothin' happened with a bo-omb
I was usin' my hot iron
He called me a dumb nerd
I just wanted to say "piss off"
But my hand slipped and I burned through his face (yuck)
And now I ha-ave evidence I must erase

S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Got a body to dispose of
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Lifeless body to dispose o-of

Flush down the loo? Well, my plumber
Not a clueless dude
He'll find a clue someda-a-ay
Burn the body? You see, the ashes
Would leave quite the sight
Won't need to be ace to tra-a-ace
Not smelly yet, so I better act now (yu-yu-yuck)
Before I can get caught by the stench most foul

S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Got a body to dispose of
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Once my buddy, now he just flops (flops)

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh (yu-yu-yuck)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Get rid of m-my old bud (yu-yu-yuck, yuck)
Can't slow up, g-get locked up (yu-yu-yuck, yuck)
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E (yu-u-uck, yuck)
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E (yuck, yuck)
Situation su-u-u-ucks

S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Dig a hole? Could get dug u-u-u-u-u-u-up, ooh
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Damn, it's a heavy body to dispose o-o-o-of
Arms are hurting, bud
Gotta speed up, or I'll miss lu-unch
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E (send him into space? That's funny)
Pity that I lack the money
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Got a bag, right, seal him in tight
Now he's out of sight
Now where should I drop him off?
A tall cliff seems wrong
It's cliche with messy resu-lts (when it "spluts")

Kinda wish that I had the guts (S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E)
To call triple-zero, grow some balls and just own up
Also I wish these hands of mine (S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E)
Weren't so damn shaky for once, right
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E still with me
Can't think of how to dump my old bu-ud

I could cook him and serve him inside of a pie-ie (S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E)
But as a chef, far from divine
And my friend's on the heavy side (S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E)
So how would I explain the sudden thousand pies?
Got this human-shaped lump, how to du-u-ump?
But a plan is not (ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh) comin' u-up
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Least I'm all alone and stuff
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Ooooooooooooooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-woo-woo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wait, I hear the cops pullin' u-up
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E
Why'd I waste my time singin'?
S-U-D-D-E-N C-O-R-P-S-E

The "Weekend at Bernie's" solution of corpse-puppeteering was quickly vetoed due to the "Bernie" lacking a face and no excuses for it wearing a head-bag could be thought of quickly enough.

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Matthias - March 04, 2015 - Report this comment
So triple 0 is the 911 of Austrailia. I never knew that before also really liked the ending and the whole idea was brilliant

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