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"Hot Blooded"

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Tonight! We write parodies! IN HELL! Or some such crap. Anyway, a parody about a guy who's never seen the pop culture milestone known as 300, and tries to figure out if it's worth seeing. Enjoy!
You seen 300? It's a movie
There's mixed opinions on my computer screen
Some folks love it, others say it's pure crap
It's 300, what's 300?

It's a tale as old as ti-i-ime
People beatin' many ki-i-inds
Of snot outta their foes
But which folks a-and why?
That's the question on my mi-ind
Wikis might know
But to which page should I first go?

Not just a film, dude
Based on a Frank Miller comic, true-ue
But there's more, du-u-ude
Comic's based on real events, but all ske-ewed

Cause I know 300 borked history
You can't expect perfection in a movie
Who rates films based on historical facts?
Is 300 worth watchin'?

Is the acti-in' fi-ine?
Gerard Butler loves to-o di-ine
On ham, easy to see-ee-ee
Haven't read anythin' onli-ine
On the other actors, ri-ight
They all focus on Butler
The source of all of the memes

Know what I mean, bu-u-ud?
All of that "THIS IS SPARTA" remix cru-ud
Couple other li-i-ines
They can't compare to the "SPARTA!" shi-ite

Stuck on 300, would like to see
Would be nice to have context for the memes
Could be worth it, but might not, so I ask
Is 300 worth my watchin' or not?

So what should I do?
Watch a film I may dismiss as cru-ude?
Shou-ould I skip it, du-u-ude?
Risk not lovin' it? Either way, I'm scre-ewed

It's just 300, just a movie-ie
Not worth panickin' like I saw a bee
But when I say I ain't seen it, folks laugh
Is 300 really worth it?

300, is it worthwhi-ile?
300, the memes go for mi-iles
300, reaction might be mi-ild
300, it's 300 (or it might make me ri-iled)
300, I missed it, don't know why-y
300, guess it just passed me by-y
300, should I see or ski-ip?
300, it's 300 (but who gives a shi-it?)

Didn't mention the sequel because why in the name of Batman did 300 get a sequel eight years later, otherwise known as seven years after everyone stopped caring about 300? I think the Hollywood Sequel Machine has got some bugs...well, more bugs than it already has just by existing.

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Jonathan - November 17, 2014 - Report this comment
THIS IS SPARTA! 5's but seriously about the "Hollywood Sequel Machine" you mentioned... did you know they are making a "Toy Story 4?" I'll be honest a small part of me is excited but mostly I'm panicked that they'll tarnish the series after 3 wrapped things up so nicely!

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