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Song Parodies -> "Professor"

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CAZZETTE ft. Newtimers

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Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. A mad scientist does his mad scientist thing...and his assistant couldn't be more bored.
I know that I ask this ev'ry ti-i-ime
So much so, it's almost kinda bo-orin'
But you've got us locked in here all night again
I don't think this project will work ri-i-ight
But you plain ignore all of my wa-arni-in's
Know we're gonna end up in deep shite again

The smell in here won't go-o
It's true-ue-ue, not cha-armin'
Corpse lyin' here and somehow you're excited
So sure you'll take contro-o-ol
It's too-oo-oo ala-armin'
Please stop this, cause it's ten kinds of crazy
So halt it

Pretty sure this project is a cri-i-ime
To the laws of nature, nonconfo-ormin'
Bring a man to life, it isn't right one bit
Runnin' out of corpses and I'm li-i-ike
That's a sentence I should not be fo-ormi-in'
But it's still the case, this isn't right, you twit

Swear we're gonna lose our funds this ti-i-ime (funds this ti-i-ime)
I can see the big cheese come in sto-ormin'
Rantin' that your latest report lied again
And I don't think that he'll let you try again
You told them that it would take just fi-i-ive
Weeks to get these stitched-up corpses roa-oari-in'
Lightin's fickle? That excuse, won't buy again
Don't mind me, I've got booze to imbibe-bibe-bibe-bibe
Now the monster slowly starts to ri-i-ise
But it's so damn late now, I'm still ya-awnin'
And what a surprise, it's gone and died again
Follow it, just let this project die-die-die-die

There's a part near the end there where I wasn't sure if it was vocals or a weird synth line, so I decided to make an executive decision of "fuck it" and not waste more time on a song that doesn't even have a Wikipedia page so I can get back to catching up on Vangelus reviews.

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