Strong Bad!

Checkin' e-mails from all you guys
Comin' through like...something funny that flies (Crap!)
Says I
I do this, but I don't know why

See Tandy bow up in my face
Then Compy gets a virus "Very Yes" (Crap!)
I fleed, then I got Lappy 486

Once I got a love e-mail from fhqwhgads
Feelin' ain't mutual but,hey, that is just
One more sbemail!

Drew Trogdor, kaizer told me to,
Did it well, but Strong Sad's one looked like poo (Crap!)
That's true, 'the s is for sucks' dragon too

Never wrote a song 'bout sibbie (Sibbie!)
Got 4, then debuting at number three (Crap!)
Was me, a song called "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie"

"What would you like as if you were an animal?"
That's what Spud Jr. asked, I will answer 'cause
It's a sbemail!

(Crap!)
(The Cheat!)

"The reperesentatives from Strongbadia have the floor"

Have a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar its really tasty
Here's words that work in death metal
Here's what I looked like in highschool
Losing my head won't work at all
Have a secret identity
Gary asked 'bout my isp
A narrator, for some loser
Helped Buck Webb impress his lady
Save the, save the, last e-mail for Strong Bad!

I like to criticise your spelling and grammar
Well, this is boring, I'll check one more later
Why are you still here, there are no more Easter Eggs
Why do I have to say which is my fave leg?

Oh, 'till I die, I'll check sbemails!