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Song Parodies -> "This Is Why I Hate Chores"

Original Song Title:

"This Is What You Came For"

Original Performer:

Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"This Is Why I Hate Chores"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. Pretty self-explanatory title. Well, it doesn't give you the reason why the singer hates chores, but you only have enough room, y'know?
La-ately, this is why I ha-ate chores
Ri-ightly pi-issed ev'ry ti-ime, it's true
This load of dishes, don't deserve, meant to be done by
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

La-ately, this is why I ha-ate chores
I-I've been sla-avin' all da-ay, it's true
Huge loads of washin', don't deserve, s'pposed to be done by
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You-ou fob off your chores ev'ry day (ev'ry day, ev'ry day, ev'ry day)
Sta-ay on your arse 'til it's way too late (way too late, way too late, way too late)
I-I hate pickin' up your slack, please (your slack, please, your slack, please, your slack, please)
De-elayin' on purpose, geez (purpose, geez)

La-ately, this is why I ha-ate chores
Ea-each week, you-ou do no wo-ork, it's true
All this lawnmowin', don't deserve, meant to be done by
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

La-ately, this is why I ha-ate chores
Du-ude, please, do-o what you're mea-eant to do
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

La-ately, this is why I ha-ate chores
I-I've been ea-earnin' your kee-eep, it's true
This wall repaintin', don't deserve, s'pposed to be done by
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-ude
You-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I would say that this is what my little brother is like, but he does have excuses at times (work, girlfriend, social life, medical stuff). He never tries to work around those excuses, but he still has 'em.

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