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Song Parodies -> "That Was Not Our Goal"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'n' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"That Was Not Our Goal"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude gets grabbed into some kind of sportball...and he kinda sucks.
Got dragged into this game of football, not my scene
Not payin' a whole lot of attention, please
So when I got the ball
I kicked it at the goal
And then at first I didn't get why
The crowd yelled at me, yeah, me
A quick glance at the goalie showed my
Big screw-up to me, yeah, me

Whoopsie, that was not our goal
No wonder ev'ryone's yellin' "You're so stupid"
That was not our goal
I don't know if that means a penalty

Ow!

It didn't take me long to screw up this game
Though, to be fair, both of the goals look the same
Gave me another go
But then, what do you know?
When I tried to take a shot
They yelled at me, yeah, me
I double-checked, guess what?
Should not trust me, yeah, me

Because that's still not our goal
I tried to tell 'em that at sports, I'm quite useless
That was not our goal
Next time, just drop one guy and not pick me

Ow!

What? "One more try"? Please don't
I just want to go home, whoa-whoa
Established I suck
Shouldn't trust me, yeah, me
I'm never lookin' up
So I don't know where I'll punt the ball, see

What a shock, that's not our goal
If we were playin' half-court, I'd be more useless
That was not our goal
Can't keep up with the switchin' constantly

That was not our goal
I swear to Batman, not doin' this on purpose
That was not our goal
At least at first, cause that might change quick
That was not our goal
How long will this game go for? Don't wanna do this
That was not our goal
"First to a thousand points"? You're jokin'
That was not our goal
Keep givin' me more chances though I'm still useless
That was not our goal
Have I made it clear that I hate this?
That was not our goal
You still won't let me quit? You're the one that's stupid
That was not our goal
Be better for all if you let me leave

I do kinda suck at sportball, but not this much. At least no-one I knew tried to drag me into sportball games, thank God.

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John Lomain - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
funny
Jonathan - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
better than that "Full House" episode which revolved around Michelle (the brat) kicking a soccer ball into the wrong goal! also "I swear to Batman" is a pretty nifty little saying mind if I use from here on to convince people when I'm telling the truth? 5's

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