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Song Parodies -> "Throw Me (Off That Cliff)"

Original Song Title:

"Blow Me (One Last Kiss)"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Throw Me (Off That Cliff)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. One man. Determined to break the bonds of gravity and take to the sky. And his stupid buzzkill friend.
I-I've struggled
With my-y inherent la-ack of means to fly
Plans I've drawn
To fix this problem, gonna take to the sky
I require, I require just a little help right here
Wanna fly, wanna fly, so what I need you to do
Not a lot here to know, just take hold, take a hold
Throw as hard as you ca-an and wa-atch me go-o

I swear that I'm not crazy, bud, I have a dream, it isn't much
To ask a pal of mine to just thro-ow me off that cliff
Stop callin' me delirious, not gonna make me qui-uit
The wind is slippin', so thro-ow me off that cliff
I'll show those stupid birds, no time to delay (no)
Come on, man, don't delay (no), don't make me delay (no)
Pipe down with all your "caution" shit, need you to grab me near my dick
Hope that's not a weird place to lift, thro-ow me off that cliff

I-I've got wings
I'll soon be flyin', i-it's my deepest wish
So please pick
Me-e up by my harness and fli-ing me right off this cli-iff
No, you twit, it's no trick, no net waitin' for me
I'm completely convinced that I'll soar, wait and see
Let me try out these wood-and-fiberglass wings, bro
Cause I can't simply run in these claws, don't you know?

I haven't lost my mind, I just have a dream, don't think it's too much
To ask a friend of mine to just thro-ow me off that cliff
One hundred percent serious, you know I never dri-ink
The clock is tickin', so thro-ow me off that cliff
Flyin's what I deserve, so don't you delay (no)
Come on, pick up the pace (no), don't make me delay (no)
Don't lecture me about the risks, I've really had enough of it
Just shut your stupid trap and lift, thro-ow me off that cliff
Na-na-na-na-da, da-da-da (ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah)
Thro-ow me off that cliff (ah)
Na-na-na-na-da, da-da-da (ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah)
Thro-ow me off that cliff (ah)

Yes, I know there's no sea down there to-o break my fa-all
All you see, all you see are rocks a-and that's not all
Desert plain, if I skid on that, I-I'll burn my rear
Still, man, I'm gonna fly, have I no-ot made that clear?

This is gonna be awesome, bud, although I haven't tested much
Don't back down, be a pal and just thro-ow me o-off tha-at cli-iff
Injuries will be hideous if I crash just a bi-it
Not one for quittin', so thro-ow me o-off that cli-i-iff
I know it's gonna hurt, but I can't delay (no)
Planned this all for this day (no), refuse to delay (no)
No, I won't be like Icarus, I swear that I'm not dumb as shit
Stop nitpickin' my plan and lift, thro-ow me off tha-at cli-i-iff
La-la-la-la-l-la-l-la, la-la-la-la-l-la-l-la
La-la-la-la-l-la-l-la, thro-ow me off that cli-iff
La-la-la-la-l-la-l-la, la-la-la-la-l-la-l-la
La-la-la-la-l-la-l-la, thro-ow me off that cliff
Air currents, I will surf unless you delay (no)
You better not delay (no), come on, don't delay (no)
You know I'm not the type to kid about my hopes and dreams and shit
Don't be a downer, man, just lift, thro-ow me off that cliff

I smell a Darwin Award winner...

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