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Nick Jonas

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Sometimes the regular bullshit that is your daily commute forces you to do what you normally wouldn't...
Seems my main bus skipped on my stop, that's a problem
Cause now I'm stuck with a deadline, real peril
I don't have a car and it's too far to walk
One way here to make it but I'm not too sure

I'm not used to trains
I'm not used to trains, I'll be stuck
That's not gonna change
No, not gonna change that much
If I pass on trains (trains, ah-ah)
If I pass on trains, I'll stay stuck (trains, ah-ah)
And that's not a state (state, ah-ah)
No, that's not a state I want

Gotta catch the train, is the train gonna let me?
Gotta catch the train, hope the train's gonna let me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

They're stuck in the lines that the tracks give 'em, forced, oh-oh, no
Will my bus pass count for the trains or no? Ooh-oh-oh-oh
Well, do I flag 'em down? Is that rude? It feels off
Do I wave 'em down? Might be rude, does feel off
Sure wish a car was a thing I owned

I've never used trains (oh-oh, buddy)
I've never used trains all that much
It's been quite an age (been quite an age)
Feels like quite an age since one
How does one use trains (trains, ah-ah)?
How does one use trains? Don't know much (trains, ah-ah)
Avoidable pain (pain, ah-ah, zero pain)
Would not have this pain, damn bus

Forced to catch a train, is the train gonna let me?
So not used to trains, hope the train doesn't skip me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, better not skip

The worst damn part about this? I do need a bus (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
Need one to cross town to then use the train, sucks (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Trip in two parts is the worst of all (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Could handle one train (train, ah-ah)
Could handle one train, but this sucks (train, ah-ah)
I'll be more late (late, ah-ah)
To be way more late, that bus
Must then miss the train (train, ah-ah, oh-oh, buddy)
Must then miss the train, that would suck (train, ah-ah)
Wish it was midday (day, ah-ah, ooh-ooh)
No waitin' to wake right up
When I'm on the train, that might change, I doubt that, please

This actually happened to me the other week.

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