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Song Parodies -> "Hey Bartender! I need another drink!"
Original Song Title:
"With Cat-Like Tread (Upon Our Prey We Steal)"
Original Performer:
Gilbert & Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Bartender! I need another drink!"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Ah, yesh... the final wound of the Parody Decathlon (hic!). If you need shome help wiv payshing (hoc!) have theshe lyricsh (haec!) and thish plashe, which hash a MIDI file on it shomewhere (BELCH!)
[Drunken man]
Hey Bartender!
I need another beer!
Just pass it quick
Cuz Ryan's gettin' queer
He felt my bum!
Although I know he's pissed
That mem-o-ry
Is one that should be missed
(I've got to fart, it's time to part)
The other guys have now passed out
But it's not long before they shout
[Collection of drunkards]
Pass me another beer!
Wine is all for pansies
Where'd you put the brandy?
Let's get this night in gear
With a barrel of whiskey!
Pink elephants are here
Dancing on the table
Making it unstable
Now, my breakfast appears
Even though it's ten thirty!
[Bartender]
Here's your lager in a gallon drum
Have some liquer - don't forget your rum
Your cold tequila, cider, port and mead
Extra strength: Lose your eyesight, guaranteed!
(I've got to fart)
I need a beer!
(It's time to part)
What is the year?
[That drunken man again]
Hey Bartender!
What happened to my beer?
You took too long
I thought you disappeared
Now that I'm drunk
I mean, more than before
I took a dump
All over your new floor
[That collection of drunkards again]
Befouled the bathroom floor
So drunk we can't play pool
Almost banged the barstool
Who said beer? I want more!
Yes, I am completely sure
Hey Bartender!
Bring us all of your beer!
We'll drink it all
We're drunk for the whole year!
Hey Bartender!
I need another beer!
Just pass it quick
Cuz Ryan's gettin' queer
He felt my bum!
Although I know he's pissed
That mem-o-ry
Is one that should be missed
(I've got to fart, it's time to part)
The other guys have now passed out
But it's not long before they shout
[Collection of drunkards]
Pass me another beer!
Wine is all for pansies
Where'd you put the brandy?
Let's get this night in gear
With a barrel of whiskey!
Pink elephants are here
Dancing on the table
Making it unstable
Now, my breakfast appears
Even though it's ten thirty!
[Bartender]
Here's your lager in a gallon drum
Have some liquer - don't forget your rum
Your cold tequila, cider, port and mead
Extra strength: Lose your eyesight, guaranteed!
(I've got to fart)
I need a beer!
(It's time to part)
What is the year?
[That drunken man again]
Hey Bartender!
What happened to my beer?
You took too long
I thought you disappeared
Now that I'm drunk
I mean, more than before
I took a dump
All over your new floor
[That collection of drunkards again]
Befouled the bathroom floor
So drunk we can't play pool
Almost banged the barstool
Who said beer? I want more!
Yes, I am completely sure
Hey Bartender!
Bring us all of your beer!
We'll drink it all
We're drunk for the whole year!
I deshided not to write the whole parody in drunk writing (hic!), ash it would be too confushing (haec!). Hey...ish that a pink elephant (hoc!) with Wobert Lund album over there?
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Great job! 555!
Wow, Way to go Conquerer, One of your best!!!
This liquor litany somewhat similar to my "Boozer." Great minds thinks alike.
can't half tell yer an Aussie conq, if an under-aged one at that - you've got many long beer-soaked days at the cricket ahead of you, matey - 555
Gilbert & Sullivan would go Tipsy-Turvy o're this one! 5's
could this be the english and aussie cricket teams? nice work conq 555
(decath10) see above and, I hasten to point out again bobpie, you're only 15 ;-)
(DEC10)You shouldn't know so much about booze at your age, bobpie! This was really well constructed, and a big glass o'fun! 555
(DEC) It's great to see so many people parodying G & S these days ... always a refreshing literary and historical change of lyrical scenery!
Decathlon...this one was nicely done, conqueror...I didn't know the OS, so it was doubly fun learning it while matching it with your lyrics!
DKTOS but ill give ya 5s
(ABC4) Missed the 1st Dec, and seeing above comments I agree with Matthias as this being one of your best!
(ABC4-H) "What is the year": lol. One of your best, T-Cop. I'll drink to this.
(ABC4) wow, I first commented on this almost exactly a year ago - how come you're familiar with G&S stuff bobpie? another great drinking song from you - seems like the topic is becoming regularly on your mind! are you at uni now, maybe?
ABC- Puking, crapping on the floor, flatulence, gay advances from your friends... maybe you should stop drinking! Very funny and well done, Conqueror.
The problem with alcohol is that you can only rent it. Drinking problem you say? I drink, I fall down - no problem except that gravity and alcohol don't mix well.
to All the Dark Knights of Parodys: Please beware of the evils of hard liquor! On the shores of Lake Michigan my Dad was 'running booze' at age 16!! He was a drinking man, a good man, that loved wiskey . . . I miss him so!
(DEC4H) wow, an old Decathlon number, bobpie! I remember this fondly, you lil' alky! ;-)
Originality (C): Nothing against drinking jokes, I use it all the time, but I have to be 100% honest. . .parodies which use words like queer I tend to view as running out of steam a bit; Pacing (B) Pretty good pacing, but there were a few rough spots to follow; Comedy (C) It's not my favorite by you to date TCOP, but they can't all be amazing parodies; The X Factor (C) TCOP, you know I appreciate your parodies, I do, but this one I just didn't care for to be honest, but I look forward to your "I" entry.
Of course, I meant ABC4H....(slaps head)
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