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Song Parodies -> "Turning Green"

Original Song Title:

"Come Clean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Turning Green"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

HULK SMASH!
It sou-ounds mad, quite unscienti-ific
To say that when I get angry, I grow in size
My shirt rips and I throw berse-erk fits
All because of gamma radiation and so I
Try-y to hi-i-i-i-i-i-ide

Did a bomb fall down on top o-of me?
Did I mess around gene-eti-ic'lly?
Doesn't matter how it happened, just lea-eave me-e be
Or I will hulk out, I'm tu-urni-in' green
Ha-ate turnin' gree-een, oh-oh-ooh-woah-oh

I'm tryin', tryin' to be ca-alm, but
Half the government wants me so they can di-issect
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm thi-inkin' they want hordes of minio-ons
But first they'll have to find Bruce Banner for tha-at proje-ect
Wo-on't let the-e-e-e-e-e-em

Cause when I hulk out and turn bri-ight green
The eight-foot tall brute? That thi-ing's no-ot me
All he wants to do is punch people i-in the-e teeth
So you'd best watch out, I'm tu-urni-in' green
Ha-ate turnin' gree-een

Please watch out
I'm turnin' green (hurts bad now)
Eh-ee-eh-eh (when hulked out)
With purple shorts
Still intact shorts
Confusin'

Hard to calm me down when I'm a-angry
My brain's lost inside that fo-orm so-o green
Should be clear: you wouldn't like me when I-I'm angry
Cause I will hulk out, I'm tu-urni-in' green
Each step on the ground makes holes so-o deep (hate turnin' gree-een)
Sick of runnin' from the friends I meet (I'm turnin' gree-een)
Sometimes part of the Avengers (somethin' goes wro-ong)
Not fo-or long, see (always goes wro-ong)
Fights keep breakin' out (runnin' once mo-ore)
When I-I tu-urn green (when the green breaks out)

Mmm, oh-oh-ooh-woah-oh
"Hulk", ha-ate that name, it's denigra-atin'

HULK...HAVE EXISTENTIAL ANGST?

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Matthias - October 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Pairing the big bad Bruce Banner with girly pop is a pretty hilarious juxtaposition!
Agrimorfee - October 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Hulk make Hilary Duff slightly more interesting. Bam! Pow!
Jeff Reuben - October 05, 2016 - Report this comment
It's not easy being green! Great choice with Hilary Duff, I agree. Fun song.
Abbott Skelding - October 10, 2016 - Report this comment
I like the OS and you made an excellent title sub with this one! A lot of funny lines that were simple enough for a guy like me (who knows very little comic book hero stuff) to understand. Great work!
Peter Andersson - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Hulk Smash (Hit)!

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