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Song Parodies -> "Stop with All the Theories"

Original Song Title:

"Holler If Ya Hear Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

2Pac

Parody Song Title:

"Stop with All the Theories"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Speculation about a show is only really enjoyable if a) both people watch the show and b) if only one has, that person has to understand if the other person gives a shit and thus stop. Guess what happens here?
Uh (aw yeah), uh (yeah), uh
Stop with all the theories, uh (yeah)

There you go, got no "off", just a "start"
You love to talk 'bout how you've marked what's in the cards
But why then tell me? You should see how I seethe
When you're near me, clamp your teeth
But right now you've got your mind set up
Before you go bloggin' this online, you must
Propose ev'rythin' to someone that
On paper capable of answerin' back, man
Find yourself another dude
The show you are enthused over? Dude, told you the truth:
I don't watch anythin' on TV
Even if I did, genre you love's not for me, huh
But what's worse than watchin' that crap?
Is watchin' your ass sayin' all that you know, man
I wish you'd shut up
'Bout the clues that you've turned up
How to then best connect
These clues to what just happened in the last two eps
It's not in the slightest what I meant
When I came up to you and then asked you "How you been?"
You insist it's a "small nerd chat"
How can I believe that when you break out the strands
Of string to link all the connections of the people?
Who's slept with who in which crew and who's evil
Scream, you don't hear me, gettin' teary
I'm so weary, stop with all the theories

Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it

Please don't text me lists
Stop with all the theories, want, want none of it
"Who's the villain? Who fell in love?"
'Bout those and more questions, I don't give a shit, bud, huh
I guess the one with horns
Dressed in black head to heel is probably bad, done
But you chime in with your plan, damn
Misdirection for the real bad man
Could be so, but I shrug because
My investment equals none, it's a lot of rot
I'll be around for ya
For anythin' else, I'm down for ya
But this one subject? Clam up
Wish that I never chose to stand up, huh
I don't have any OTPs, OT3's
Or even the elusive-like No-TP
So to hear you rant on that asshole
Who picked up your waifu, give no damns, so
Get out of your nerdy bubble
Understand I care not for your struggle, stop with all the theories

Askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal (I'm so weary, gettin' teary)
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
A-Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)

You won't quit, you won't quit
My words might get violent, but still you kick
Always twitchin', wanna start up on a new string
Wouldn't stop it if you could, it's a douche thing
I like my nerd things, I admit
But if someone don't like those things, it'll stay off my lips
Can't avoid your nonsense, boy
Whether real life, emails or texts, your one joy
Is interruptin' my spare time, geez
Of your shit, I'm so weary, stop with all the theories
Also I find your work's trite, mate
Your thoughts might play better in times aged
The good guy's the real bad guy? That's sad
It took you so long to work out that
Go ahead and hate me
Wouldn't have to say what brings your rage, see
If you weren't so near me
Buggin' me, makes me weary, stop with all the theories

Askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal (uh)
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal (I'm so weary, gettin' teary)
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
A-Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal (uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
Askin' you to quit it (stop with all the theories)
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it
Stop, askin' you to quit it, backpedal
Askin' you to quit it
Stop
Backpedal, ask
Stop, askin' you
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop with all the theories (stop)
Backpedal
Stop
Backpedal
Stop

I follow the hidden path of c) not bothering with making predictions at all.

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