-> "Need To Read The Fluff"
Original Song Title:
"Just Can't Get Enough"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Need To Read The Fluff"
The Lyrics
I just played a game, see
And some parts don't make sense
Doesn't mean I think it sucks
But some bits just don't add up
I tell you, you say to me
There's books I should've read
"All the parts do add up
You have to read the fluff"
You mean I have to read all this junk
Just to make my tiny nitpicks add up?
It's just my pref'rence
For this info to be
Contained within the game, bud
Not in books and blogs and crud
And not buried in menus
Like Final Fantasy
Self-containment's what I love
I don't want to read the fluff
"It's more enjoyable when you know stuff"
But why can't said stuff be in the game, bud?
"Need to read the fluff
You have to read the fluff
Explains all of the stuff
Inside the game, my bud"
Don't want to read the fluff
Could think of other stuff
To waste my time on, bud
Could knit myself a rug
Don't care about the fluff
May need to know the stuff
Got a game to beat, bud
Wasting my time enough
Stop promoting the fluff
Won't make me read the fluff
Why the hell's it called "fluff"?
Sense, it doesn't make much
"This book explains
Why that guy's skin is green"
Why the hell's that in the fluff?
Was that crucial info cut?
"That one I don't know
But the art is pretty"
I'll concede that one point, bud
But I'm still no fan of fluff
Seems like a waste of good money, to be blunt
So enough with flogging this bloody fluff
"You have to read the fluff"
Don't want to read the fluff
"There's cool things in the fluff"
Why not in the game, bud?
If you enjoy the fluff
I won't insult you (much)
I'd just prefer the fluff
To not be sep'rate, bud
Context and all that stuff
Backstory bits and crud
Kept hostage in the fluff
Don't have that many bucks
And yes, I know the fluff
Is posted online, bud
Not why I hate the fluff
It's just the concept, bud
Important story stuff
Is only in the fluff
Game enjoyment is snuffed
Hence why I hate the fluff
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