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Song Parodies -> "Thumb Through"

Original Song Title:

"Comethru"

Original Performer:

Jeremy Zucker

Parody Song Title:

"Thumb Through"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The concept of "try before you buy" does, in fact, have its limits, you know.
Were you gonna buy
What you've pulled from racks now?
I would rather like
You to put some cash down
And not just simply
Walk 'round the shop and read
We're not a library, yeah-eah

I'm tryin' to still be nice
My mad eye-twitch betrays my anger though

Inward ragin', rules are all that stop me
Can't tell you just how much you're costing
My store because you won't pay for it
Sir, there's one thing that I need from you:
Don't just thumb through, ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo
Through, ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Through, ooh, yeah-hea-eah-eah
Sir, there's one thing that I need from you:
Don't just thumb through

Not the first time you
Never had cash thrown down
Walked 'round in a loop
Read through sev'ral tomes now
Only joy for me:
I write down what you read
And calculate the fee, yeah-eah

My nice customers ask why
I'm not quite focused and I tell them so:

All the vacant shelves? They're all because this
Complete douche over there's been flaunting
The vague rules, naught against or for it
Sir, there's one thing that I need from you:
Don't just thumb through, ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo
Through, ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Through, ooh, yeah-hea-eah-eah
Sir, there's one thing that I need from you:
Don't just thumb through, ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo
Through, ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Through, ooh, yeah-hea-eah-eah
Sir, there's one thing that I need from you:
Don't just thumb through

And you just know that the kind of customer to pull this crap is not keeping proper hand hygiene. It'd line up.

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