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Song Parodies -> "Hate This Mime"

Original Song Title:

"Take Your Time"

Original Performer:

Sam Hunt

Parody Song Title:

"Hate This Mime"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop Supplemental" self-challenge. Truly an original concept, a person who hates mimes.
There you go, actin' like you're in a glassy box
Not my preferred entertainment style
I don't wanna seem too rude but
Ev'rytime I walk by
I just thi-ink "die-ie-ie-ie"
The sidewalk's your stage
But no tomatoes to throw? Such a shame
Cause you're still walkin' against the wind right now
Not sayin' what you do is wrong
But it's so-o wro-o-o-ong

Your act is so infuriatin'
But I'm not gonna punch
Not a good situation
Don't want people derailin'
Make it 'bout me
And how I-I'm cru-u-u-u-u-ude when it's 'bout you

Cause I've got a whole lot of reasons
Why I typic'lly de-espise
People like you, you annoy me
Not just you, I ha-ate all mi-i-imes
Passin' by one ev'ry damn day
Know I must avert my-y eyes
So I don't swear loud and ha-ard
About how I ha-ate this mi-i-ime

I know it's cliché to loathe
All you silent folks, the hatred of mimes
Is somethin' that is well known
Still wanna rough you up
Maybe with a tru-u-u-uck
But it seems it never ends, friggin' mimes are still ev'rywhere
I'm sure there's a page on that tropes website
That lists a bunch of shows that also want
You mimes to piss off
Alas, we're still stuck in the same he-ell

Black makeup round your eye-eyes
The rest is white as he-ell
The lost KISS ba-andmate
No music here
Just ling'ri-in' fea-ea-ears
That I'll punch you in the nose

Just creepy beyond all reason
With that constant, gapi-in' smile
If you ever try and touch me
I'll prove how much I-I ha-ate mi-i-imes
Not the "loud" kind of obnoxious
But the silent treatme-ent kind
Should be easy for ignorin'
But I still can't sta-and you-ou mi-i-imes

Whoa-ooh-oh-oh-oh
When I'm on my way ho-ome, see you-ou
Whoa-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It increases how I'm loathin' you

I don't really see a reason
Why people would pay a-a dime
To hi-ire a half-rate clown freak
Don't think anyo-one li-ikes mi-i-imes
Can't be much of a cash bonus
To balance the hate tha-at thri-i-ives
From folks who despise your a-arse
So why are you sti-ill a-a mime?
What, is it some kind o-of a ho-obby?
Or did you lose a be-et o-o-or fi-i-ive?
You can't pass this off as "a-art"
I don't really ge-et you-ou mimes

Ooh-ooh-ah-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Do I really hate mimes personally? Can't say, I've never seen one outside of a movie/TV screen. Maybe they're just not a thing in Australia as far as I've seen, like cheerleaders or Starbucks.

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Jonathan - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
you... what have you done? do you realize I had to listen to the abomination to country music that is the OS because of you? do you have any idea the pure torture I went through listening to all 4 minutes and 10 seconds of that garbage? DO YOU?!?!! my ears are gonna take MONTHS to recover from this one! and mimes will now be more frightening than ever before! I guess what I'm trying to say is you're lucky that your parody is infinitely better than the song it's parodying! 5's it was almost worth the torment of enduring the OS to read this! and country music can we have a little less Sam Hunt and a lot more Sammy Kershaw?
Blaydeman - March 11, 2016 - Report this comment
What wrong with that guy^^^^^^^? Lol! Just kidding, Jon. I actually kind of like the OS, it's different from the everyday country stuff and that's what I like about it. However, this OS is so hard to pace and I think you struggle with it a bit. That being said, I had a lot of fun with it anyway. You really stretched this concept as far as it could go, with fun results. Fun stuff TCOP. How about 454?

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