-> "Hate This Mime"
Original Song Title:
"Take Your Time"
Parody Song Title:
"Hate This Mime"
There you go, actin' like you're in a glassy box
Not my preferred entertainment style
I don't wanna seem too rude but
Ev'rytime I walk by
I just thi-ink "die-ie-ie-ie"
The sidewalk's your stage
But no tomatoes to throw? Such a shame
Cause you're still walkin' against the wind right now
Not sayin' what you do is wrong
But it's so-o wro-o-o-ong
Your act is so infuriatin'
But I'm not gonna punch
Not a good situation
Don't want people derailin'
Make it 'bout me
And how I-I'm cru-u-u-u-u-ude when it's 'bout you
Cause I've got a whole lot of reasons
Why I typic'lly de-espise
People like you, you annoy me
Not just you, I ha-ate all mi-i-imes
Passin' by one ev'ry damn day
Know I must avert my-y eyes
So I don't swear loud and ha-ard
About how I ha-ate this mi-i-ime
I know it's cliché to loathe
All you silent folks, the hatred of mimes
Is somethin' that is well known
Still wanna rough you up
Maybe with a tru-u-u-uck
But it seems it never ends, friggin' mimes are still ev'rywhere
I'm sure there's a page on that tropes website
That lists a bunch of shows that also want
You mimes to piss off
Alas, we're still stuck in the same he-ell
Black makeup round your eye-eyes
The rest is white as he-ell
The lost KISS ba-andmate
No music here
Just ling'ri-in' fea-ea-ears
That I'll punch you in the nose
Just creepy beyond all reason
With that constant, gapi-in' smile
If you ever try and touch me
I'll prove how much I-I ha-ate mi-i-imes
Not the "loud" kind of obnoxious
But the silent treatme-ent kind
Should be easy for ignorin'
But I still can't sta-and you-ou mi-i-imes
When I'm on my way ho-ome, see you-ou
It increases how I'm loathin' you
I don't really see a reason
Why people would pay a-a dime
To hi-ire a half-rate clown freak
Don't think anyo-one li-ikes mi-i-imes
Can't be much of a cash bonus
To balance the hate tha-at thri-i-ives
From folks who despise your a-arse
So why are you sti-ill a-a mime?
What, is it some kind o-of a ho-obby?
Or did you lose a be-et o-o-or fi-i-ive?
You can't pass this off as "a-art"
I don't really ge-et you-ou mimes
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
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