I've seen your rotation, it's
Makin' me think "dislocation", cause
I don't see just why you aren't in pain, dude (aren't in pain, dude)
I've seen your rotation, it's
Fine, but I'm takin'
Notes to see if you'll need help soon (think you'll need medical help soon)

Sometimes I wonder why I stay with you
Cause this screams "ew" to me, it's not "ew" to you
Your limbs move free, quite the impressive range on you
But your true intention has been vague, it's true
Aren't you scared of damage to your joints? It's madness
Your ear, you'll grab, but not with your spindly fingers but with your handy toes

I've seen all your limbs in rotation, it's
Some level of fascinatin', but
I don't see why this ain't painful for you
Your limbs in rotation, it's
Wide eyeball makin'
What will be the next pose you do (scared to see the next pose, bud)?

I'm just waitin' for that crunch from that dud reach, though
Don't want that at all
I just expect a wet "Pop!" and there you go
Shoulder drops from you and now you're screwed
I'm only actin' like this 'cause I like you, oh
Don't want you to try to spine twist
Oh, on the floor, you'll lie, awful sight, man

Don't like your rotation, it's
Honestly real irritatin', you're
Constantly showin' off, what's there to prove (what's there to prove)?
Don't like your rotation, it's
Quite aggravatin'
And I've seen ev'rythin' from you (yes, I've seen all the things, bud)

Twice, thrice, I've seen your spine go 'round tonight
I don't need multiple damn views (no-one needs multiple damn views)
I might like it if I could learn to try
But you keep your secrets to you, twist out of here, douche, oh-ooh

Do-do, do-do-do, do
Oh-oh, mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm
Oh-oh-oh-oh, mmm-mmm
Do, do, do, mmm, do, do
Do-do, do-do-do, do, mmm
Do-do, do-do-do, do, do, do
Oh, that looks neat, but I've seen it, dude