-> "Wholemeal Bun"
Original Song Title:
"Good Clean Fun"
Parody Song Title:
Well I'm hungry now baby
It's time for lunch and a sandwich works for me
Are all the things that make the perfect sanga treat
I need pickles, and tomatoes
And some mayo, to get the flavour right
But all these things, are not too healthy
My poor arteries will get a fright
A healthy lunch is not so much fun
It don't suit my cravings, no raving
About this junk
But I better get a wholemeal bun
Pumpernickel bread ain't tasty
White bread's yum, but it makes me gain pounds
So I'll use some wholemeal
But I can't find any wholemeal loafs around
I ain't famished, I'm just hungry
I won't die if I don't find bread
But I will be extremely angry
If I have to have toast instead
It's half past one, lunch time is 'bout done
But I have a big itch, for sandwich
It won't be fun
If I cannot find a wholemeal bun!
I'd better calm down, I'm getting too worked up
If I have wholemeal, I'll throw it back up
So why am I trying hard to find some?
Though I think the real question is why am I so dumb?
[Extensively long solo whilst I start headbutting the wall]
I gotta be smart, I better think this through
But in just two secs, I know what to do!
This began with me wanting healthy bread
If I cannot have wholemeal, I'll have Subway instead!
I'll have Meatball, but since it's my call
I'll add grated carrot, and lettuce
But no cheese, son
Can I have it on a toasted bun?
A toasted bun...so tasty
I want it on a toasted bun!
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