Well I'm hungry now baby
It's time for lunch and a sandwich works for me
Somewhere, someplace
Are all the things that make the perfect sanga treat

I need pickles, and tomatoes
And some mayo, to get the flavour right
But all these things, are not too healthy
My poor arteries will get a fright

A healthy lunch is not so much fun
It don't suit my cravings, no raving
About this junk
But I better get a wholemeal bun

Pumpernickel bread ain't tasty
White bread's yum, but it makes me gain pounds
So I'll use some wholemeal
But I can't find any wholemeal loafs around

I ain't famished, I'm just hungry
I won't die if I don't find bread
But I will be extremely angry
If I have to have toast instead

It's half past one, lunch time is 'bout done
But I have a big itch, for sandwich
It won't be fun
If I cannot find a wholemeal bun!

I'd better calm down, I'm getting too worked up
If I have wholemeal, I'll throw it back up
So why am I trying hard to find some?
Though I think the real question is why am I so dumb?

[Extensively long solo whilst I start headbutting the wall]

I gotta be smart, I better think this through
But in just two secs, I know what to do!
This began with me wanting healthy bread
If I cannot have wholemeal, I'll have Subway instead!

I'll have Meatball, but since it's my call
I'll add grated carrot, and lettuce
But no cheese, son
Can I have it on a toasted bun?

A toasted bun...so tasty
I want it on a toasted bun!