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Song Parodies -> "Wholemeal Bun"

Original Song Title:

"Good Clean Fun"

Original Performer:

The Allman Brothers Band

Parody Song Title:

"Wholemeal Bun"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Wow, 3 parodies of never-before-parodied songs in a row? All intended for Artistry (technically, since Guns N' Roses round is yet to come)? And I basically went through hell to do them? Am I weird or what?
Well I'm hungry now baby
It's time for lunch and a sandwich works for me
Somewhere, someplace
Are all the things that make the perfect sanga treat

I need pickles, and tomatoes
And some mayo, to get the flavour right
But all these things, are not too healthy
My poor arteries will get a fright

A healthy lunch is not so much fun
It don't suit my cravings, no raving
About this junk
But I better get a wholemeal bun

Pumpernickel bread ain't tasty
White bread's yum, but it makes me gain pounds
So I'll use some wholemeal
But I can't find any wholemeal loafs around

I ain't famished, I'm just hungry
I won't die if I don't find bread
But I will be extremely angry
If I have to have toast instead

It's half past one, lunch time is 'bout done
But I have a big itch, for sandwich
It won't be fun
If I cannot find a wholemeal bun!

I'd better calm down, I'm getting too worked up
If I have wholemeal, I'll throw it back up
So why am I trying hard to find some?
Though I think the real question is why am I so dumb?

[Extensively long solo whilst I start headbutting the wall]

I gotta be smart, I better think this through
But in just two secs, I know what to do!
This began with me wanting healthy bread
If I cannot have wholemeal, I'll have Subway instead!

I'll have Meatball, but since it's my call
I'll add grated carrot, and lettuce
But no cheese, son
Can I have it on a toasted bun?

A toasted tasty
I want it on a toasted bun!
Note: Each hell I went through was a different kind of hell. 'Flyin' Qantas' was the long-parody hell. 'Clogged-Up Bottle' was the I-hate-country-music-and-I-only-just-found-the-OS-on-youtube hell. And this was the Hard-to-keep-the-story-going hell. Capiche?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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stuart mcarthur - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
what about the slice of Golden Circle beetroot? and what's wrong with a sausage roll anyhows? - good one conq - 555
Matthias - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I see what you mean about having to keep the storyline going. This entire massive song is about a sandwhich. Very well done on what looks like a doozy.
Red Ant - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Tasty work, pieman. Changing up the ending was a nice twist (or would that make this a pretzel?..). Congrats on the first submission of this song.
Rex - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good job of sticking with it until you conquered the sandwich. Enjoyed this!
Agrimorfee - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can't help but nitpick at the logic of some these lyrics--Since when is tomato considered high cholesterol? If you can't find bread, then you won't have toast either. If you are worried about cholestrerol, why do you end up with a meatball sandwich (Subway Jerrod notwithstanding)? These little pimentos distracted me from enjoying this big ol' hoagie sandwich you carved up here.
Syncronos - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this song makes me want a hoagie in the worst way...555s man.
Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Agri's points considered, I really thought this one was very good.
Jack Wilson - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Mmmm 5s. Great job!
Abbott Skelding - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC (WX)- Great job, never heard the OS before, but nice job moving the story along
Below Average Dave - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Nothing to add to my previous comment:)
Mark Scotti - November 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC)A "Wholelottafun"..LOL
Guy - November 28, 2010 - Report this comment

COP - This reminds me of ordering up a fat fest fast food festival with about 4,500 calories and cholesterol readings off the chart and then trying to compensate with a diet drink. Don't forget to "wholed" the mayo. The food may not be wholesome but the parody is.

Note Ag's comment above - think he may have meant "picnic" instead of "nitpick"? I just enjoy the parody read and do not worry about proper grammar and cholesterol laced tomatoes. It works for the parody and uses "guyspeak" proudly. I had no trouble understanding the read at all. That's our "Ag" and you gotta respect him for his writing discipline even if we don't agree with it.

Mangia - mangia - mangia ... Capiche?

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