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Song Parodies -> "Convoy"

Original Song Title:

"Starboy"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk

Parody Song Title:

"Convoy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. A man on the run...from malevolent machinery!
Ey
I'm sorry, but I can't chat with you, ah-ah
Kinda on the run, no trick, dude, ah-ah
You won't believe what I tell you, ah-ah
No mob, thugs or the Yakuza-a
May sound a wee bit crack-fueled, ah-ah
But that truck there haulin' satsuma-as?
That's what's ridin' my ass, dude, ah-ah
No, I'm not tryna prank you, ah-ah

That truck wants me, I'm not kiddin', plea-ease (plea-ease)
No, it's not the guy inside who's after me-e (me-e)
It's the hunk of steel runnin' on diesel
That wants to pound in my face, which would not be pretty, uh
Don't know if it's a bot from outer spa-ace (spa-ace)
Or just a livin' truck without a na-ame (na-ame)
I didn't check because I'm afrai-aid, I
Was busy runnin' from all it's mates

Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (not just one truck)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (it's a muhfuckin' convo-oy)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (more than one truck)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (it's a muhfuckin' convo-oy)

Ev'ry day a Kenworth tries to end me, ah-ah
Ev'ry day a Western Star rear-ends me, ah-ah
Might assume that trucks aren't high-speed, ah-ah
But they can haul ass when they have need, ah-ah
Seen the red glow in the driver's eye-eye-eyes
That brief slip in their Hugh Mann disgui-uise
I've seen them twitchin' in chase situations
Truck still drives smooth, proves that they're an aberration

The one part that's still a mystery-y (-ry-y)
I have no clue why the hell they're after me-e (me-e)
I've gone through a multitude of reasons
How I could've irked a race of truck-type Mercedes, uh
Did I somehow transmit rude words through spa-ace (spa-ace)?
Did I whiz in their gas tank by mista-ake (-ta-ake)?
Doesn't really matter anywa-ay, I
Still gotta run from the trucks all day

Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (not one damn truck)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (it's a muhfuckin' convo-oy)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (whole lotta trucks)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (it's a muhfuckin' convo-oy)

This chase, I can't stand it
Wonder how they all have enough fuel to last it
Once I found a huge rocket launcher, grabbed it
Used it on the Mack, but it left no damage
So confused, wonderin' how lo-ong
Will this futile-ass chase go o-o-on
Also it's only trucks who, after me, sta-alk
Which means Maximu-um Overdrive, it's no-o-ot

I'm so jumpy when I hear a bee-eep (bee-eep)
Cause I try hard to avoid the highway, see-ee (see-ee)
Only hitchin' a ride when it's needed
Minimise deaths by a crazed Freightliner Argosy
Wait, you're still sayin' that it's me who's cra-azed (cra-azed)?
Don't do this to me, I swear that I'm sa-ane (sa-ane)
Just look outside, Fuso's on it's wa-ay, I
Can tell those headlights are filled with rage

Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (not one mad truck)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (it's a muhfuckin' convo-oy)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (shitload of trucks)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (it's a muhfuckin' convo-oy)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (not one dumb truck)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (it's a muhfuckin' convo-oy)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (whole fleet of trucks)
Ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-ha (it's a muhfuckin' convo-oy)

'Cause we got a great big convoy, rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?

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