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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Chow Down"

Original Song Title:

"Thinking Out Loud"

Original Performer:

Ed Sheeran

Parody Song Title:

"Gonna Chow Down"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. Dude finds a crap-ton of food. Yeah, that's all the build-up needed here.
Know you saw my shock when I opened the door
And I laid both my eyes on this feast
Doesn't look like there's anyone else showing up
So I'm gonna guess it's for me

I can see piles of roast potatoes and whole stacks of bee-eef
All cooked just right, with only a touch of pink flesh benea-ea-ea-eath
Hang on, shouldn't I che-e-eck
Why this giant pile of food is here toda-a-ay?
I don't wanna upset no pla-ans
I don't hear anything, I'll assume that it's oka-a-ay
To cram it all in like an exa-am

I'm hungry no-o-o-o-ow
Take swaths of food into my a-a-arms
Jam it all in my mouth and then swallow ha-a-ard
Wash it down with drinks from the ba-a-ar
I'm gonna cho-o-ow do-own
Buddy, I skipped lunch so let me scarf

Barely know where to start, all the food here looks great
From lamb chops to brownies to pancakes
Should I ea-ea-ea-eat de-esse-e-ert last the standard way?
Mmm-mmm-mmm
But those muffins make me salivate

Come to think of it, this is my house, so explain to me-e
How all of this food got here, it's such a huge-ass mystery-y-y
I'm wonderin' ho-o-ow
This happened when I haven't left here all da-a-ay
I didn't have my earphones in, ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-an
But with this smörgåsbord spread, I can't complai-ai-ai-ain
Is that honey-roasted ha-am?

So hungry no-o-ow
Take mounds of food into my a-a-arms
Screw the cutlery, I'm gonna use my pa-a-alms
Might take all night to eat just ha-a-alf
I'm gonna cho-o-ow do-own
Cause buddy, I missed lunch, please let me scarf
Oh, oh-oh

Ah-la-la, ah-la-la, ah-la-la, ah-la-la, oh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I'm chomping do-o-o-o-o-own
Think I might set up an ala-a-a-a-arm
Take breaks once in a while so I don't do ha-a-arm
By, say, not breathing or voiding my bowels ha-a-ard
Still gonna cho-o-ow do-own
Cause buddy, I missed lunch, I need to scarf
Yes really, forgot lunch, such a dumba-a-a-a-a-arse
Make up for lunch right now, must sca-a-a-arf

Kind of a cliché topic, I know. Sometimes you just need to unwind with a basic parody. Or maybe I just felt like being slack after two rap parodies in a row. I dunno, I'm thinking out loud here.

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