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Song Parodies -> "Nosey Nosey"

Original Song Title:

"Mony Mony"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Nosey Nosey"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

As the great Chris "Ludacris" Bridges once said "Get out my business, my business, stay the fuck up out my business". This was based on the studio version, BTW.
I'll say it now, you're too nosey, nosey
Feel your snout pokin' round, it feels phoney
If you cared that much then you would stay right out
My bus'ness
Got private stuff to work on, it's my right
So avert your eyes, you're a dick (dick), dick (dick)
Dick (dick), dick (dick), dick (dick, dick)

You're too close, I feel (you're too cosy)
Please move (way too cosy)
Just move (you're too cosy)
It's true (nosey, nosey)
Not right (nosey, nosey)
It's mine (nosey, nosey)
Hear you write (nosey, nosey)
You'll spill this online (nosey, nosey)
Like a dick (dick), dick (dick)
Dick (dick), dick (dick), dick (dick), dick (dick)

I just can't take it, nosey, nosey
Ah, you pretend that you're not a phoney
You're just lookin' so you'll steal what's mine now, hey
You can't say now you're not nosey, come off it
You're a prick (prick), prick (prick)
Prick (prick), prick (prick), prick (prick, prick)

Know you fake your feels (you don't know me)
You douche (barely know me)
It's true (you don't know me)
You don't even try (nosey, nosey)
When you lie (nosey, nosey)
Claim you write (nosey, nosey)
To remind (nosey, nosey)
What to shop for, lies (nosey, nosey)
You're a prick (prick), prick (prick)
Prick (prick), prick (prick), prick (prick), prick (prick)

Dude, you're bein' nosey, no-no-nosey
You're still bein' nosey, no-no-nosey (so you moved)
Dude, you're bein' nosey, no-no-nosey ('cross the room)
You're still bein' nosey, no-no-nosey (still here, dude)
Dude, you're bein' nosey, no-no-nosey (leave the room)
You're still bein' nosey, no-no-nosey (my house, too)
Dude, you're bein' nosey, no-no-nosey (you're so rude)
You're still bein' nosey, no-no-nosey
A dick (dick), dick (dick)
Dick (dick), dick (dick), dick (dick), dick (dick)

Piss off, piss off, piss off, piss off
Piss off (rack off), piss off (rack off)
Piss off (rack off out my life), piss off
You're a prick (prick), prick (prick)
Prick (prick), prick (prick), prick (prick), prick (prick)

Tryna work here, nosey, nosey
Just wanna parody "Mony, Mony"
Beat me to the punch? Won't let that happen now, huh
Because I'll shut you out, you're so nosey
Move your nose, you're a dick (dick), dick (dick)
Dick (dick), dick (dick), dick (dick, dick)

Dude, I know your deal (you're a phoney)
It's true (such a phoney)
You're rude (you're a phoney)
Big douche (and a phoney)
Always lie (nosey, nosey)
Online (nosey, nosey)
That I (nosey, nosey)
Am at fault, such lies (nosey, nosey)
You're a prick (prick), prick (prick)
Prick (prick), prick (prick), prick (prick, prick)
I'm sick of your baloney
It's all phoney, not a joke, please
Piss off, piss off, piss off
Nosey, nosey, nosey, nosey (close your eyes)
Nosey, nosey, nosey, nosey
You're a dick (dick), dick (dick)
Dick (dick), dick (dick), dick (dick, dick)
I won't let you steal (won't be poachin')
Go screw (no more poachin')
You douche (sick of poachin')
So rude, piss off
Nosey, nosey (yeah)
Nosey, nosey (ain't right)
Nosey, nosey (am I understood), nosey, nosey?
You should quit (quit), quit (quit)
Quit (quit), quit (quit), quit (quit), quit (quit)

The main reason I'm parodying this song is because of Weird Al's "Alimony". However, one may ask that, in that case, why am I not parodying the live version like he did? Simple: I don't like live versions. Whether to listen to or to parody, I find the vocals and most of the instruments get swallowed by the sound of the crowd. That's just the opinion of one dork who's only ever been to one concert (unsurprisingly, a Weird Al one).

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Agrimorfee - September 29, 2017 - Report this comment
A bit repetitive for me, hence 545. Funny how your parody might have easily included the "alternate" lyrics of Billy's version, due to a 80's phenomenon that nowadays would have been called "a viral meme". http://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/where-did-the-special-lyrics-in-billy-idols-version-of-mony-mony-come-from/

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