Whoah-oh!
I want a new frog
One that won't try to hide
One that won't eat up all my pet flies
One that won't croak all night

I want a new frog
One with green slimey skin
One that knows how to drive his car
And keep his tank real neat

One that won't try to scare me
Sleeping on my face
One that's never gonna try
to hit with a mace
Or I'll stick him in a green case

I want a new frog
Easter frog, I think
One that won't make a mess in my shoes
Or fall down the plug in the bathroom sink

I want a new frog
One that won't nick my pop
One that won't stick his tongue in my mouth
One that knows where not to hop

One that won't drive me crazy
Hopping all around
One who'll teach me how to dive
And help me not to drown
And show me how to break down
How to break down, baby.

(Croak croak croak croak croak. Croak croak croak croak
croak
Croak croak croak, croak croak croak croak
Croak croak croak croak, croak croak croak, croak croak
croak croak)

I want a new frog
Not a toad or a slug
Just a frog I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Frug

I want a new frog
Not a snail or a bird
One that won't eat too much
One that won't smell my turds

One that won't beg for mozzies
Hanging down like smeg
He'd better mind his manners
And not roll around in dregs
Or it's gonna be frog's legs
Frog's legs, yeah yeah

(Croak croak croak croak croak. Croak croak croak croak
croak
Croak croak croak, croak croak croak croak
Croak croak croak croak, croak croak croak, croak croak
croak croak)