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Part of my "Turnin' It Up" self-challenge. Not the six-second video site (though given how short this song is, maybe I should've), this is about natural vines. Well, maybe "natural" isn't the right word here...
Huh, yeah, naw, I just camped a lil' bit too close to the ancient tree
And now it seems the curse is real, look

Never thought the legend could be right, haha, yeah
Just a stupid tree, it's not alive, lame
But since I turned in at half-past nine, haha
My tent's filled with tons of grabby vines

Can't move my body since the grip is way too tight
Reach for my scissors, they're only nail scissors, but I'm
Quite desp'rate, see, ev'ry limbs covered with these weird vines
So hard not to make dirty jokes, okay

Blame for this predicament ain't mine, haha, yeah
Tore the warnin's down, reasoned out that some prankster made those signs, yeah
Jerks, that's the thing they would do to scare the weaker minds, oh-oh-oh-oh
How'd I lay my pegs out on the site?
Flipped-up star shape, should be fine
This whole town is crazy, all their "magic" talk is shite
Get so tired when they claim my acts are dire
Sure, this tree's incredible with the weird glowin' lines, but vines?

Sprang out from nothin', none of this makes sense, ain't right (right)
I feel a shiver as a weird voice enters my mind
Won't say sorry for the leaves used as TP, these vines (yeah)
Are so picky, lame, how am I to blame?

I have just learned that this song charted because of memes. Normally that happens to fly-by-night rappers doing a stupid dance, not singer-songwriters trying to sound ethereal. Always happy to see a new twist on an old schtick, I am.

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E.S. Blofeld - December 15, 2018 - Report this comment
Conqueror, you never fail to come up with original topics that give me a chuckle. I was waiting for someone to do a parody of this magnificent earworm. 555!

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