-> "Repossessed"
Original Song Title:
"You're the Best"
Parody Song Title:
"Repossessed"
The Lyrics
You've been a twit, said you had enough cash
But your plan was to up and fake it
Now up to me to take all of your stuff
Couldn't get off your butt to pay it
You can scream and stir up hell
But I'm gonna leave
With your TV and air-con
Because you lacked the green
Repossessed right now
'Cause your bills have been real lax, no doubt
Repossessed right now
Just do me a favour and calm down
Repossessed right now
Hard to take your stuff with how you shout
At my wit's end 'cause you can't comprehend
Why I'm here, thought I made it clear, dude
"I don't get it now, this is my stuff, wrote down
My name on 'em, the label's near you
I was just about to call
Your people up to tell
Them that I'm gonna pay, I swear!"
When, though? When we're in hell?
Repossessed right now
All your chances to pay have run out
Repossessed right now
I might have to bring more trucks around
Repossessed right now
Now I've checked the list I've got here, wow, whoa-ho-oh
Repossessed right now
Got your speakers, no surrounding sound
Repossessed right now
Got your microwave, gross, clean it out
Repossessed right now
Gonna even have to take your couch
I wish you'd stop
Yelling lots, please shut up
You wanna call the cops (try!)
Dare you, do it now (try!)
This is the right house
Confirmed your name after we knocked
Law's not on your side now
Repossessed right now (tough shit)
Call the boys in blue to bring me down?
Repossessed right now
Too much of a contrast, you'll find out
Repossessed right now (tough shit)
Since your face is so damn red right now (tough shit)
Repossessed right now (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Blue and red don't mesh real well I've found
Repossessed right now
Though it seems that you'll be white-coat bound
Repossessed right now (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Good thing your popcorn maker's ours now
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