-> "Peak"
Original Song Title:
"Freeek!"
Parody Song Title:
"Peak"
The Lyrics
I want myself some action
Yes, it's time for mountain climbing
I got myself an axe with
Two points, lots of rope, binoculars for sighting
I'll need a leather harness
Sounds kinky, go clean your mind
I'll need a portable tent
Winter clothes, it's freezin' on the mountain high
So now I'll climb up that steep (steeep)
Mountain peak
'Twill be an educational voyage (booyah!)
Learn how my nuts'll freeze
It's time to climb up that steep (steeep)
Mountain peak (Let's climb it)
I'm startin' at the base of this mountain
Kinda obviously
Time to start climbin', should be easy
This whole mountain thing
Time to start climbin', kinda breezy
That's a bitter wind
The icy walls I'm axin'
What I wouldn't give for Java
This climbin' makes me tired
Go back? Fuck that! I'll just climb it harder
I really miss my big bed
This tent is cold as ice
Fire's out of the question cuz now
All that wind is blastin up my assets, yeah!
But I'm still climbin' this steep (still climbin' this)
Mountain peak (yeah...I think I lost a few fingers)
Even though this cold wind is so heavy (heavy)
That I can barely see
I still will climb up this steep (f-f-frack)
Mountain peak (i-i-it's frackin' freezing cold)
I think I may have just seen a Yeti
(Nah) That thing's just fantasy
Continue climbin', not as easy
As I imagined
Continue climbin', what's that blurry
Thing in the harsh wind
A mystery (creature)
It's hard to see, it's so snowy-snowy
A mystery (creature)
There's something weird on this steep
Mountain peak (I think this is his home)
I hope it's not a real vicious monster (hope not!)
That won't be good for me
(Oh God, he is uber-toothy-toothy)
Some kinda ugly-ass freak
I hope he doesn't have a big hunger
For dumb climbers like me
(Monster)
Here on the peak
Abominable snowman
I got myself a problem
Seeing as he's lookin' hungry
I would've used my axe but
I'm too scared, I used my trousers as a potty
Holy shit, I'm so scared
It's a horrible world with hairy monsters here
Holy shit, I'm so scared
I was stupid to think he was only a bear
On with it, you wanna eat me, so please hurry, be fair
I'm so scared
It's like Aniston said "That was no fuckin' bear!"
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