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Song Parodies -> "Peak"

Original Song Title:

"Freeek!"

Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"Peak"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Possibly the most sexual song to start with a modem login sound. The original song, that is, not this parody. This is just a mountain climbing song.
I want myself some action
Yes, it's time for mountain climbing
I got myself an axe with
Two points, lots of rope, binoculars for sighting

I'll need a leather harness
Sounds kinky, go clean your mind
I'll need a portable tent
Winter clothes, it's freezin' on the mountain high

So now I'll climb up that steep (steeep)
Mountain peak
'Twill be an educational voyage (booyah!)
Learn how my nuts'll freeze

It's time to climb up that steep (steeep)
Mountain peak (Let's climb it)
I'm startin' at the base of this mountain
Kinda obviously

Time to start climbin', should be easy
This whole mountain thing
Time to start climbin', kinda breezy
That's a bitter wind

The icy walls I'm axin'
What I wouldn't give for Java
This climbin' makes me tired
Go back? Fuck that! I'll just climb it harder

I really miss my big bed
This tent is cold as ice
Fire's out of the question cuz now
All that wind is blastin up my assets, yeah!

But I'm still climbin' this steep (still climbin' this)
Mountain peak (yeah...I think I lost a few fingers)
Even though this cold wind is so heavy (heavy)
That I can barely see

I still will climb up this steep (f-f-frack)
Mountain peak (i-i-it's frackin' freezing cold)
I think I may have just seen a Yeti
(Nah) That thing's just fantasy

Continue climbin', not as easy
As I imagined
Continue climbin', what's that blurry
Thing in the harsh wind

A mystery (creature)
It's hard to see, it's so snowy-snowy
A mystery (creature)

There's something weird on this steep
Mountain peak (I think this is his home)
I hope it's not a real vicious monster (hope not!)
That won't be good for me
(Oh God, he is uber-toothy-toothy)
Some kinda ugly-ass freak
I hope he doesn't have a big hunger
For dumb climbers like me

(Monster)
Here on the peak
Abominable snowman
I got myself a problem
Seeing as he's lookin' hungry
I would've used my axe but
I'm too scared, I used my trousers as a potty

Holy shit, I'm so scared
It's a horrible world with hairy monsters here
Holy shit, I'm so scared
I was stupid to think he was only a bear
On with it, you wanna eat me, so please hurry, be fair
I'm so scared
It's like Aniston said "That was no fuckin' bear!"
Last line is a reference to the film "Leprechaun", BTW.

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Matthias - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Not quite sure what's going on in your life right now but I'm seriously digging these unusual topics. This was a great tune (didn't know that George Michael still makes music today). Is this from a film or something because the music video looks like it's from Fifth Element or something.
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) wow what an incredibly f-d up video...it totally overwhelms the song so I will have to view it again before giving a pure judgement...for purely critical reasons of course...;): (jesus, eat yer heart out Lady Gaga!). In the mean time, quite an appropriate epic of a parody for a mountainous tune such as this. Like I said, I need to see this again ...
Blaydeman - April 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This parody is really good, but you still haven't "Peaked" yet! LOL!
Rex - May 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You should have had your lightsaber with you. Interesting topic, I always like a parody with altitude.
Below Averae Dave - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah Agri, that caught my eye too. . .good parody TCOP. . .kinda agree with Matty and Blayde at the same time, though I have no silly puns of my own to add-though that's not something I do anyway so I guess that's kinda normal
Syncronos - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Well, that settles it. I'm never climbing mountains with you guys...great parody!
Matthias - June 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Still sticking with my same comment on this one. You're definitely "climbing to the top" of my favorite parody writers.
Abbott Skelding - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Nice work! Not too happy I had to sit through a George Michael song, but good job changing the subject completely haha
Blaydeman - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above ^^^
D-Mon - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) that's a strange video.......... anyway, great job here!
Below Average Dave - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah see above
Mark Scotti - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) It really 'Peaked" my interest!

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