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Song Parodies -> "Quadruple-Decker Sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"24K Magic"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Quadruple-Decker Sandwich"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. In which a man attempts to eat a big feck-off sammich (or "sanga" to use the Australian slang).
Alri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
I can't believe I-I've acqui-i-i-i-i-i-ired
Thi-is fea-east that's before my-y eye-eyes
It may take more than one bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ite (snackers)

Bloody hell, this sanga here is huge
Man, look at that sauce ooze
Quadruple-decker sandwich, I won't sha-a-are
None for you, stop starin'
Uh, pig out, uh

Om nom, it's lunch time (lunch time), lunch time (lunch time)
I might need a bib (brrrra)
The sauces flow (just watch 'em) right out like so (just watch 'em)
They're gonna drip all the way down my chin (sho' 'nuff)
I'm smellin' barbecue (yeah), tomato too (yeah)
Even fresh mayonnaise (whoop, whoop)
A mix of goo so flavourous
I might never lose the aftertaste, ooh shit
I'm a hungry-ass man with a sanga that needs nommin' (chew up)
And know that when I do get started, I'm not sure when I'll be stoppin' (chew up)
Should slow down so I don't give my fingers a good chompin' (chew up)
Looks so tasty, c'mon

Holy crap, this sanga here is huge
And it sure ain't for you
Quadruple-decker sandwich won't be sha-a-ared
It's all mine, stop starin'
Uh, pig out, uh

Second verse for the pork chunks (pork chunks), lamb chunks (lamb chunks)
Of variable sizes within (haha)
Oh, do I see (uh-oh) large strips of beef (uh-oh)?
No, that's just chicken in sauce so spicy it hurts
Bacon bits (bits), turkey chips (chips)
There's no meat-type I believe I've skipped (ooh, ooh), it's so fresh
Wait, what's this one? Taste a bit, just one sec, so it does have some beef, uh
Still a hungry-ass man with a sanga that needs nommin' (chew up)
It's a good thing that it's so meaty but listin' 'em off is stallin' (chew up)
Cram it all in my face in a way that's not air-blockin' (chew up)
Looks so tasty, c'mon

Friggin' heck, this sanga here is huge (whoo)
So stu-uffed with that meaty juice (that sounds iffy, du-ude)
Quadruple-decker sandwich won't be sha-a-ared (hey yeah, hey yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Get your own, stop starin' (ooh-ooh)
Uh, pig out, uh

Wooh
Ev'rytime I go for a bite, ooh, the bastard (wooh)
Ev'rytime I go for a bite, ooh, can't hack it (ah) (wooh)
Ev'rytime I go for a bite, ooh, too stacked, shit, ooh-ooh-ooh (now, now, now)
But I won't split it up, right (uh)
Quadruple-decker (wooh), quadruple-decker sandwich
Can't bite down, down, down, down, down, down, down (quadruple-decker, quadruple-decker sandwich)
C'mon, now
Quadruple-decker, quadruple-decker sandwich
I wanna eat it, won't let me eat it up

Damn it all, this sanga here is huge (ah-ah-ah-ah-ooh-ooh) (whoo)
Might be too big to chew (little bit too big to che-ew)
Quadruple-decker sandwich, still won't sha-a-are (whoo) (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah) (piss off)
Paid for it, stop starin' (my-my lunch)
Bloody hell, this sanga here is huge (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (whoo) (quadruple-decker, quadruple-decker sandwich)
Will make a mess, it's true (true-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue) (quadruple-decker)
Quadruple-decker sandwich, still won't sha-a-are (sha-a-a-a-are) (quadruple-decker, quadruple-decker sandwich)
Cause it's mine, stop starin' (quadruple-decker)
Uh, pig out, uh
Quadruple-decker sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, sandwich

I don't think I could actually eat that kind of sandwich. Mostly because I prefer to enjoy each kind of meat separate rather than all meshed together. A quadruple-decker chip butty on the other hand? Now we're talkin'...

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