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Song Parodies -> "Tip For Swears"

Original Song Title:

"Whip My Hair"

Original Performer:

Willow Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Tip For Swears"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Ah, the good ol'-fashioned swear jar. Dependable, reliable and...where's it gone?
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone

Somethin' was amiss when I woke up
I stubbed my big toe on my doorframe and dropped a decent cuss
Had this darn thing for a few months (months), auto-grabbed my wallet
To drop off a couple bucks (bucks), it's too ingrained to stop it, I can't stop (yeah)
A few one-dollar coins will soon land right inside my "tip for swears" jar, just
Hear 'em drop, hear 'em drop
Hear 'em drop, hear 'em drop
But this mornin', heard a diff'rent kind (kind)
"Tip for swears" jar goes "clink", sound is nice (nice)
But I hear more of a "clunk" there
On the ground? That instantly wakes me up, I feel miffed

My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good) (yeah)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good) (yeah)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay, okay, okay, okay) (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good) (yeah)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay, okay, okay, okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone

Someone's nicked what's mine, gonna get 'em quick
Cause I can't risk my rage, it always costs a bit
It can't've gone far, that jar weighs, like, ten bricks
Since no-one I know swears the way I do, right
Now my speech is fu-, no, too harsh
Better wake my friends up, can't tip in no jar
Can't tip, there's no jar, n-n-n-n-no jar
Can't plink coins in jars (when there is no jar)
Without that thing, I am far from kind (kind)
Let my mouth run? Not good cause my mind (mind)
Is kinda full of lots of swears
Let 'em out, hard to stop, it's frickin' nuts, hence why I'm ticked

My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good) (yeah)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good) (yeah)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay, okay, okay, okay) (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good) (yeah)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay, okay, okay, okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone

I'm in trouble, have to find it 'fore I lose it, lose it
"Tip for swears (tip for swears)"
That's what I wrote down upon (upon)
Post-It's, Post-It's: "Tip for swears (tip for swears)"
Cause it's easier than mindin' my words, use the, use the
"Tip for swears (tip for swears)"
You've yet to hear me curse once (curse once)?
Nonsense, got no lip on swears, on swears, on swears

My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay) (swears)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (this is crazy, really need it) (okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it ain't useless, useless) (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (tip for swears) (okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (okay)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (it's missin')
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone (missin', ain't good)
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
My "tip for swears" jar is gone
It's gone, lost

Was gonna put just "Willow" under the performer field as that's what's on the single art, but both the official Youtube vid and the first line on the Wikipedia page has her last name, so fuck it. Ah, crap *plink*

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