-> "A Lot of You Stung Me"
Original Song Title:
"As Long as You Love Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Lot of You Stung Me"
The Lyrics
Although nature's never really been a thing I like
I can't spend my life dodgin' that
People say I'm lazy, they're only half-right
Past exploration's been bad
Did not set out to find your little hive of bees
Wait, maybe you're wasps? I can't tell
Might've walked too close, the rest is history
A lot of you came for me
It's not fair, jabbed me hard, that's just wrong
You're all pricks, a lot of you stung me
Not so hard to fly off
Not fair what you did, a lot of you stung me
Each one hurt like shit, why's this a thing that's done
When someone's near to you bees? Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Makes sense that you're assholes since you do bum-rush
Drive your butt-spikes into me
Still not fair, stabbed me hard (really hard), never stopped (should've stopped)
Load of dicks, a lot of you stung me (you assholes)
Went too far (way too far), pissed me off (piss right off)
Not fair what you did, a lot of you stung me (yeah-eah-eah)
A lot of you stung me
A lot of you stung me
Think my skin's filled with sev'ral thousand holes
But I wanna know the main reason they're here, why
Would you sting when that straight kills you off (don't you care)?
A lot of you stung me, crazy (hoo-ooh-hoo-ooh)
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
It's not fair, jabbed too hard (stabbed too hard), it's so wrong (really wrong)
Real rude schtick, a lot of you stung me (a lot of you stung me)
In my arms (both my arms), lots of butts (dead bee butts)
It's a little sick (eh-eh-eh), a lot of you stung me (a lot of you stung me)
Left your arse (ripped-off arse) in mine, wrong
Is what that is, a lot of you stung me
Might pass out (I'll pass out) soon, hard flop (hard ground flop)
A lot of you stung me
Still yell hard, a lot of you stung me
Bees are dicks (sure ain't fair), a lot of you stung me
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