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Song Parodies -> "A Lot of You Stung Me"

Original Song Title:

"As Long as You Love Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"A Lot of You Stung Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If you were stung by approximately sixty-gajillion bees, would you run for help? Or would you tell them off like this eejit?
Although nature's never really been a thing I like
I can't spend my life dodgin' that
People say I'm lazy, they're only half-right
Past exploration's been bad
Did not set out to find your little hive of bees
Wait, maybe you're wasps? I can't tell
Might've walked too close, the rest is history
A lot of you came for me

It's not fair, jabbed me hard, that's just wrong
You're all pricks, a lot of you stung me
Not so hard to fly off
Not fair what you did, a lot of you stung me

Each one hurt like shit, why's this a thing that's done
When someone's near to you bees? Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Makes sense that you're assholes since you do bum-rush
Drive your butt-spikes into me

Still not fair, stabbed me hard (really hard), never stopped (should've stopped)
Load of dicks, a lot of you stung me (you assholes)
Went too far (way too far), pissed me off (piss right off)
Not fair what you did, a lot of you stung me (yeah-eah-eah)
A lot of you stung me
A lot of you stung me

Think my skin's filled with sev'ral thousand holes
But I wanna know the main reason they're here, why
Would you sting when that straight kills you off (don't you care)?
A lot of you stung me, crazy (hoo-ooh-hoo-ooh)
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

It's not fair, jabbed too hard (stabbed too hard), it's so wrong (really wrong)
Real rude schtick, a lot of you stung me (a lot of you stung me)
In my arms (both my arms), lots of butts (dead bee butts)
It's a little sick (eh-eh-eh), a lot of you stung me (a lot of you stung me)
Left your arse (ripped-off arse) in mine, wrong
Is what that is, a lot of you stung me
Might pass out (I'll pass out) soon, hard flop (hard ground flop)
A lot of you stung me
Still yell hard, a lot of you stung me
Bees are dicks (sure ain't fair), a lot of you stung me

Is it just me, or does "as long you love me" sound kinda sinister? Like, as soon as the SO admits that they may be falling out of love, they'll get immediately dumped...off a cliff. Probably just me.

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