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Song Parodies -> "Smirk"

Original Song Title:

"Burn"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Smirk"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude has a friend who's constantly got a smirk on his face. Why is that?
Look, can't you tell me why
See you smirkin' all day long? Cause it's *sigh*
Annoyin', know it's somethin' that you do
But that don't mean you should do
What I'm tryna say is that...I hate you, I just
Want to remove that look with a grenade
That's hyperbole, no duh
But the main point I'm tryna make is, dude
I hate it when you smirk

Always smirkin', I can't stand it
Want to kick your smug a-arse
Your words may sound real friendly
But their intent falls apa-art
When they happen to come out
Of that infuriatin' face, yeah
You know this, I know
But you still delib'rately won't cha-a-ange
Te-ell me why-y you tend to act like a little shit
It's annoyin', buddy, I can't stand it, buddy
You've done nice things before, I still apprecia-ate them
I still think you shou-ould lose that smi-irk

Got that one look one your face, looks like a Dreamworks poster
Needs to go, whether on your own or me with a mace
Bit over-the-to-op, true (guess so)
Need to get it through to-o you
Lose that smirk (yeah-eah), lose that smirk (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Need to lose that smi-irk
You're not normally one to say things so ru-ude
But when your face keeps lookin' smarmy as hell
Like a total douche, know thi-is
You know what to do (yeah-eah)
Lose that smirk (lose that smirk, oh-oh)
Lose that smirk (lose that smirk)
Need to lose that smirk

Is it frozen on your face, dude?
Kinda hopin' that theory is true
Because if it's your choice, mate
Then that would be a giant shame
Cause you're very dependable, man
You're always there to help me out of scraps
I've conflicted feels cause of the look on your face
Want to erase it with a decent-sized thwack
Would be painful, but now you look like a smug twat
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'd say you're like Joffrey but I've not watched that show, du-ude
Looked this way for too-oo lo-ong
It's much worse than a blank gaze or a glower
When you're stuck smirkin' you look the je-erk (lose that smirk)

Always one lip corner raised (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Like a reverse Stallone, dude
Needs to go, should be your choice, though
Not by violence, mate (though I'd like to, mate)
That would be wrong to-o do (not the right thing to do-o)
So please make the right choi-oice, dude (ditch the smirk)
Lose that smirk (toss the smirk, just won't wo-ork)
Lose that smirk (get rid of that smi-irk, oh-oh)
Need to lose that smirk
Also you should lower that one eyebrow, du-ude (keep them lined up together, du-u-ude)
Makes my Dreamworks joke a bit more apt, I guess
Even so, keep it lowered (keep it lowe-ered)
And while you're there, dude (while there, dude)
Lose that smirk (yeah-eah-eah, buddy)
Lose that smirk (ooh-ooh smirk: off)
Need to lose that smirk

Conflicted, I know you don't mean to come off as a total jerk-off
On the other hand I still want that look to die, ooh-ooh-ooh
Conflicted, does your silence mean your face is really stuck like that or
Is the real truth that I've had you wrong this whole time? Why?
Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, why are you stuck smirkin'?
Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Have you always been really dour
And your smirkin' hides the real je-e-e-e-e-e-erk (lose that smirk)?

You're really confusin', mate (oh-oh-ooh), and a little creepy, too
I don't know what's true anymo'
What's behind your face? (never been this confu-u-used)
An altruisti-ic dude?
Or an unrepenta-ant douche?
It's that smirk (it's your smirk, ditch that smi-irk)
Lose that smirk, need to lose that smirk (ooh, once I was thinkin')
I once thought that you were just a quirky du-ude (a nice, if odd du-ude)
But enough time's passed that I have to question
Your true motives (oh), what's bogus (oh)
And what is the truth (plea-ease don't lie-ie, oh-oh)
Cause you smirk (always smirk, tend to smirk)
Always smirk (constant smirk, so, so)
Need to lose that smirk

And now the word "smirk" looks like complete nonsense after I wrote it down approximately ten billion times. Maybe there's a parody in that concept, who knows...

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